Hermann Gottlieb Suggestions

daily advice from dr. hermann gottlieb

[Hermann Gottlieb Suggestions @gottliebsuggest]

i would like to point out that i made all of this stuff up, none of it was real, except for the part where newton was annoying

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a nerdy man that yaps and wears glasses could make me worse

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it’s my birthday today, but i’ve basically been 35 since i was 12 so

["inchoate" definition knower @enveloping]

I have a Ph.D. Do I want to be called doctor? Hell yes I do. When the pilot asks if there's a doctor on board I raise my hand every time. Then I solve an equation on the heart attack victim's chest while everyone yells at me. I have killed four men this way and I will kill again

[WH @hastifliche]

He was a willowy 5'8'', trousered erotically in dark corduroy

[Bert @bertsesame]

I just discovered that there is not just one paper clip emoji 📎, but two 🖇️. What an amazing day!

[Hermann Gottlieb Suggestions @gottliebsuggest]

silenced by the deep state

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I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

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🤨

[Aloïs 🌻🌈 @_adropofred]

You're right, "not ALL men". Dr Newt Geiszler would never do anything wrong

[Hermann Gottlieb Suggestions @gottliebsuggest]

you can go to jail for making threats on twitter

[Newt Geiszler Suggestions @geiszlersuggest]

Hey, if you guys can get me to 200 followers, I’ll kiss Hermann on the lips.

[Hermann Gottlieb Suggestions @gottliebsuggest]

I have begged, I have PLEADED

[maria ☀️⛱️🏝️ @hermanngaylieb]

newt and hermann date night where they just take apart old computers together

[lj 🌼 hubris king @newtguzzler]

Imagine being in love with Hermann Gottlieb for years and years. Embarrassing

[Hermann Gottlieb Suggestions @gottliebsuggest]

it happens even to the best of us

[★ al ★ @wobbeegong]

loving newt geiszler today

[Hermann Gottlieb Suggestions @gottliebsuggest]

the CDC says that vaccinated people can stay on their side of the lab still, thank you

[Hermann Gottlieb Suggestions @gottliebsuggest]

@geiszlersuggest @dr_hermann_g hold this thread as i walk away

or don't; i still shall be walking away

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@geiszlersuggest @hermanngaylieb fine but does it have to be in that order

[make up a gay @makeupagay]

gay who does math recreationally

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@k_sci_janitor It says "#0 Programmer"

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it does not surprise me in the least that you prefer the herbal tea; after all, you're always going around saying "proper tea is theft" or some-such

[Newt Geiszler Suggestions @geiszlersuggest]

I ran out of coffee, so I had to steal some of Hermann’s tea. I’m not converted or anything, but Hot Cinnamon Spice slaps.

[Hermann Gottlieb Suggestions @gottliebsuggest]

newton geiszler is over party