ismael c

it is what it is. the world is heavy..

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

One sign of a dying empire is having gladiator fights at the Capitol for the emperor's amusement.

[ismael c @gotyabit]

@angelflesh3 Bussin

[ismael c @gotyabit]

@whale6x 17 racks

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

once she lets you record, just know you not the first one with the tape

[ismael c @gotyabit]

Crazy i had no idea some folks view
3am and 7am keep in mind it being the same day, as two different days…

[ismael c @gotyabit]

@duceMCFC @YourPapiAntonio @Demo4fhs Im. A manager lmao i dont do this
But carry on bud

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Pretending to kiss her thigh just to check if it's safe to go down.

[Tobikage @Randomguy9991]

Altering the colors of Mexico's flag is an actual crime.

[ismael c @gotyabit]

@duceMCFC @YourPapiAntonio @Demo4fhs Text was sent at 3 am
He replied 4 hours later
The term tomorrow doesnt apply later today if its the same day bud…

[Chris Redfield @KingFrostIII]

@TheCleanCarClub You were talking all tough saying you were going to kick his ass if he stopped then he stopped you sped away like a pussy.

I've never been more embarrassed for someone else.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

imagine being a cat gang leader and all the other cats see u get picked up like this 😂

[ismael c @gotyabit]

@JCV067rf @Morrisrealest Shit be the worst feeling lol

[REFINE | syd @sylveesimstcg]

saw a scalper trying to buy a SEALED case of mini portfolios at target today, he literally let the employees run around trying to figure out why it wouldn’t scan and he knew damn well what he was doing

after i was done checking out i went over to them and told them its factory sealed and they have to open it to take the individual products out bc he was trying to buy all of them and they were like OHHHH omg thank you!

i went out to my car and then saw him walk out with nothing because he was so tilted he couldn’t buy the whole case lmao

me: 1
scalpers: 0

[ismael c @gotyabit]

I love that mexico won but i wanna see that same energy for the country yoy be lvingin
👀

[ismael c @gotyabit]

Im tired of waiting for my friends to go with me
Next year im going out of the country for a week or two who knows where

[ismael c @gotyabit]

We as men are weak as hell
See a girl that’s attractive and will buy her of obsess over a women they will never meet. Pathetic mates. No balls to just buy a prostitute

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

look at our future workers man

[ismael c @gotyabit]

Damn it, things were getting semi good now its chet

[ismael c @gotyabit]

@SkylarSkye3 @cornski They saying he looks like kirk

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

As a Gen Xer, how many times have you started typing a reply to a post, gotten halfway through, and then realized you just don’t care enough to finish it?