D.S. Ullery

Writer. Cartoonist. Cinephile. Now with 100% more Alpaca! Zero interest in watching the Barbie movie.

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

@elonmusk @GOPoversight Wow, what bullshit from the GOP is more accurate . That's some world class tapdancing to try and evade the fact they've been busted for using fake intelligence to build a sham investigation on.

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

@Eesrepublic @GOPoversight @julie_kelly2 Don't even try selling this line of crap when the subject is the GOP used fake information to build a sham impeachment investigation..and now we know Russian intelligence was involved. No one is talking their way out of this.

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

@GOPoversight No one is buying your pathetic, weak kneed attempt to misdirect and tell even MORE lies.

You're embarrassing yourselves. You've been busted and exposed. Take the loss and stop digging your grave deeper.

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

@EdKrassen I'll ask again - If Tangerine Hitler is so flush from selling Truth Social for a net of $4 billion, why is any fundraising necessary? According to his followers, he already made the $4 billion. That's what they've been posting. Why does he need to raise money at all?

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

@annvandersteel

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

@krassenstein @RedWave_Press I dunno, Brian. This does seem sketchy.

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

@krassenstein I have Consumer Cellular and the network (built on AT&T) has been down all morning here in West Palm Beach Florida.

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

And the full throttle fear mongering "Elect #Trump or we all die" bullshit from #MAGA continues.

News flash: If Trump leaves NATO and Russia invades a NATO country, they're going to fight back with or without us. And most NATO have nukes. Figure it out.

[Wendy Patterson @wendyp4545]

Breaking News: President Trump says that he's worried about us.

He says if there are nukes used New York and South Carolina would be taken out.

He said that we're in real danger right now.

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

@wendyp4545 Well thanks for that, Captain Obvious. This isn't news. If there were nukes used of course those areas would be wiped out, as would most population centers across the globe. And Trump isn't President. What the fuck even is this post?

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

@krassenstein It's almost comical Biden endured a sham impeachment investigation, insults to his son Hunter and even nasty comments about his dead son by MAGA assholes and just quietly did his job, but when he says this, that spineless pussy Mike Johnson gets bent out of shape and whines on X.

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

@CarrollObserver I have Consumer Cellular and we're also effected. Network has been down here in West Palm Beach Florida all morning.

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

@Irrigator19 I have Consumer Cellular and can confirm the network is down here in West Palm Beach Florida.

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

Can confirm #consumercellular network is down in West Palm Beach Florida this morning.

[RealX22Report @realx22report]

Cell Service Outages Reported Across US

The website Downdetector has detected a surge in outage reports from users of AT&T, Verizon, T-Mobile, Consumer Cellular, Boost Mobile, US Cellular, and Straight Talk.

Outage reports for the carriers began around 0345 ET. Geographically, the outages have been reported across some major US cities.

https://t.co/otmWT2Ya0g

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

@SpeakerJohnson You're loyal to a Russian asset. When Biden wins reelection, you should be investigated for treason.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

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[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

Well, yes @Jim_Jordan, when it's revealed the initial information your sham investigation was built on was absolute bullshit, it does in fact change the fundamental facts

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Jim Jordan on the news that the star impeachment witness was charged for fabricating the “bribe” allegations against Biden and that he had high-level contact with Russian intelligence operatives:

“It is what it is. It doesn't change the fundamental facts…We’ll find out.”

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

*terrorists.

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

I'm with @jackblack on this.

Here's a thought: Palestine could form their own internal militia, round up all of Hamas and turn them over to be tried for their crimes. No one wants innocent Palestinians dead. They just want the terroristss.

[D.S. Ullery @goulashcomic]

@RyanMcM89 @Viktormark3 It's okay. I have the Vestron Blu Ray set and the third one was better than I expected, but still pretty standard. My favorite of these is the second film. It's worth it for the scene where he turns the one guy into a living piece of art