maria goulloyne

i use the knife, i cut the corpse (parody account)

[maria goulloyne @goulloynetxt]

im here to cut corpses and be a lesbian

[Borzoibot @borzbot]

i heard you guys could use some more borzois -- so i retweeted a bunch. cheers all 🐶

[maria goulloyne @goulloynetxt]

you may know I own a knife

but what you didn’t know

is that my dog ALSO owns a knife

[maria goulloyne @goulloynetxt]

@CaphStarEri @LadySneasler okay fine i'll stop encouraging it. for now. but if he eats a crystal and dies i get to perform his autopsy

[maria goulloyne @goulloynetxt]

@LadySneasler @CaphStarEri I think Eri should let him eat tera crystals so I can perform his autopsy

[maria goulloyne @goulloynetxt]

@ArcaneTorque @CaphStarEri i want to perform autopsies on them

[maria goulloyne @goulloynetxt]

@AtticusTeamStar you should eat another one

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: borzoi
Confidence: 10.24%
Submission by @penbbles

[がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoi ボルゾイ @ganbor_zoi]

楽しい時の耳。がんぼるぞい！

translation:
This is my ear when I'm having fun.

[Daily Ace Attorney Characters! @AAcharasDaily]

//knives

Today’s daily Ace Attorney character is Maria Gorey!

[がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoi ボルゾイ @ganbor_zoi]

顔がデカイ。がんぼるぞい！

translation:
I have a big face.

[💮Nessan💮 @NissanNessan]

First proper drawing on the new tablet! and ofc it's Zacian...c:

[Lesbians @every_lesbian]

plague lesbian

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: IS THERE A REAL DOCTOR ON THIS FLIGHT?

DAD: *NUDGING ME* THAT SHOULD’VE BEEN YOU

ME: NOT NOW DAD

DAD: NOT ASKING FOR A PLAGUE DOCTOR TO HELP, ARE THEY?

ME: DAD, THERE’S A MEDICAL EMERGENCY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

DAD: GO SEE IF THEY WANT YOUR LEECHES AND HERBS

[REAL DOCTOR @IRLDOCTOR]

THERAPY:

• EXPENSIVE
• MAY NOT WORK
• CAN LAST YEARS

DYING OF THE BUBONIC PLAGUE:

• FREE
• 100% CHANCE OF WORKING
• TAKES A WEEK AT MOST