A.

My brain is made of yeast rolls

[Redd @ReddCinema]

i hate when somebody throw me in something that has NOTHING to do with me

[Mike's Hard Remoulade @condiricenbeans]

i wonder what it could be

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Bitch is that the beach? Covered by snow?

[💫AstralWingz💫 @Zhane_Star]

that whole school needed to blow up

[benevolent 🇪🇺 @IdiotBenevolent]

The updated World Health Organization map is a sick joke

[Goatstein @MandelaFace]

This is insane in at least two distinct ways already, then the middle hits

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Putting a bay leaf in a recipe even though idk what the fuck it does

[A. @gourmand_candle]

@VBotoku @Halalcoholism The lady herself actually responded

[doxie @doxie_gay]

jennifer coolidge in every single role

[Jace (Carthu) @carthusdojo]

no. the humor in Johnny Bravo is laughing at him. he's a self centered, man child who still lives with his mother & always gets his ass beat by the women he fails to pick up

his best moments in the show are him breaking from his own stereotype and being a better person

[JON 💜 @jontrollz]

i'm gonna hold your hand while i say this but melania is not a secret democrat, she's not a secret leftist, and she doesn't despise her husband either. she's a sociopathic pos who is just as complicit as her husband and his cabal

[A. @gourmand_candle]

Back agayn

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

That man killed himself because he knew he was a pervert. No one made him kill himself. HE KNEW he was behaving badly enough that he didn’t want to deal with any public consequences. So what are YOU bitching and crying about

[Carter Baizen @rachellacroixs]

Wendy Williams used to get on daytime television and say “clap if you have ever wanted to kill someone” and the audience would burst into applause.

[𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕪🐊 @DudeitsKar]

the other one back there flashing the popoochie

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Happy 21st birthday to the talented Ceechynaa.

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

being in a room full of older people and realizing our generation is socially inept

[pride and prejudice archive @pandparchive]

the days between christmas and new year’s