Govanna Mmm

Don't worry about me, worry about your eyebrows.

[Govanna Mmm @govannanas]

Be that hot ex gf that your ex bf's new gf constantly stalks on social media.

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@AbercrombieHelp I placed an order on July 3rd in anticipation to use it July 22nd. I first got the completely wrong item and promptly submitted an exchange but now i haven't heard anything about my item. Why wouldn't the new item be shipped as soon as the ticket is created?

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Sometimes I want to comment on someone’s Instagram story but they might reply back, then I’d be expected to keep the conversation going. And that’s a commitment I didn’t wanna sing up for. I’ll just keep my comments to myself.

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Dating a Latina be like...

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My biggest weird flex is not being afraid of cockroaches/bugs

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Does anyone else take a lil snooze during eyebrow threading or am I the only one who’s freaky naughty like that?

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It’s 12:40am. I’m alone in my room. All the lights are off and I’m ready to sleep. Alone.

Now tell me why I’m still holding in this fart.

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@laurnTHEgreat And I think that’s beautiful

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@laurnTHEgreat The devil’s lettuce? The gate way drug? NOT in MY country, the Land of the free press, and home of the intolerable.

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Now back to our regular programming...

I am drinking decaf coffee.
Someone come beat me up.
I am at my weakest.

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Let me get deep for a sec.
Your “type” should be someone who:

RESPECTS you.
Is INTEREST and READY for you.
Wants the SAME FUTURE as you.
And most importantly someone who COMMUNICATES all that to you.

Plain and simple. Quit the BS!

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Why did NO ONE tell me the Christmas theme this year was PJs?
I need answers!

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This DM still haunts me

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@laurnTHEgreat Have you been watching queens gambit?

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Question to Conservatives, what exactly are we trying to conserve again? Is it this “perfect” country built on a system meant to benefit you? Or our planet? I’m confused.

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Literally every guy ever: “I may not look like one but I’m the biggest nerd ever.”

OKAAAYY, STEVE URKEL. 👍🏼

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People who use “Lolll” with three Ls have psychopath tendencies. Prove me wrong.

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I hear you men like compliments, so I shot my shot.

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Me: An astute, independent, level-headed individual.

Also me: Obsesses over someone she’s never met.

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I found my husband today. He doesn’t know I exist but know everything about his life and that’s all that matters. I’ll send our wedding invites next week.