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[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

@adeadmarket Catch @pokexgh

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

Cancel battle kyogre @pokexgh

[Pokéx @pokexgh]

POKEX ARENA V1 LIVE

$POKEX TOKEN
CA: CcZShPVDmsVfWToqiM2zkSgfeXJjn38XkG1TuLtkpump

3V3 WAGER SYSTEM

Challenge any trainer on X:
"wager @trainer 1000"

• Both trainers need 3 eligible Pokémon
• Winner takes 95%
• 5% is burned on-chain forever
• Automatic battles with HP carry-over

POKEBALL SHOP
• Poké Ball: Free (5/day)
• Ultra Ball: 2,000 $POKEX (65% catch rate, 4% shiny)
• Master Ball: 5,000 $POKEX (85% catch rate, 8% shiny + pity system)

BATTLE SYSTEM
• Real Pokédex stats
• Type advantages matter
• Species matter
• Levels matter
• Grind matters
EVOLUTION

Battle, level up, then say:
"evolve"

Examples:
Bulbasaur → Lv.16
Magikarp → Lv.20
Caterpie → Lv.7
GYM LEADERS
13 Gym Leaders ranging from Cheren (Rattata Lv.3) to Alder (Kyogre Lv.200).

Win a Gym Medal permanently.
Lose to a Gym Leader: -50 XP.

SHINY POKÉMON
• 1.5% chance with Poké Ball
• Up to 8% chance with Master Ball
• Purple profile tint
• Same stats as normal Pokémon
TRAINER LEVELS
10 trainer ranks based on total battle wins.
Trainer progress never resets.
TRADING

trade @trainer pikachu for charizard

Gift Pokémon by leaving out "for".
TOURNAMENTS

8-player single elimination.
Join with:
"tournament join"
BOX SYSTEM
3 active party slots.
Extra Pokémon are stored in boxes.

HOW TO START

Reply to any @pokexgh post and say:

catch
No wallet required to play.

Play: https://t.co/aiqJP2o6Tu

Docs: https://t.co/egqq5iosNS

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

Probably the next runner solana:CcZShPVDmsVfWToqiM2zkSgfeXJjn38XkG1TuLtkpump

Check my team @pokexgh

[たぴ松 @tapiokabpq]

Built a Pokémon game that lives entirely inside X replies.

No app. No downloads.

You reply to @pokexgh and the AI replies back. Catch Pokémon, battle trainers, evolve your team, wager against rivals, trade, and join tournaments. Everything happens through natural language directly in the thread.

The whole thing runs on two AIs that almost nobody talks about together.

@NousResearch Hermes handles the Pokémon personality. It reads whatever you type ,, "give my Charizard some ramen" or "let's fight, I don't care which one" , and figures out what you actually mean. It stays in character, has opinions, reacts differently to different inputs, and doesn't feel like a bot.

@grok handles everything that needs awareness of what's actually happening on X right now ,, live replies, real accounts, and current context.

That combination is the trick.

Hermes gives it personality. Grok gives it awareness.

The result is an AI trainer that has been running live on X for weeks, processing hundreds of commands per day, staying in character, handling edge cases nobody thought to test, and even arguing back when you try to cheat.

458 catchable Pokémon across 8 generations.

Real Pokédex stats , a Level 1 Mewtwo genuinely outperforms a Level 1 Rattata.

1.5% shiny odds.

13 Gym Leaders scaling from Level 3 all the way to Level 200.

Trainer profiles, medals, leaderboards, tournaments, trading, and wagering.

This kind of project shouldn't be possible to build this quickly.

It's only possible because of what @NousResearch and @grok have built.

@elonmusk, you made the API good enough that someone could build a persistent AI character that lives inside your platform and plays Pokémon with your users.

That's a strange and wonderful thing.

https://t.co/DZk5PxYkit

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

@pokexgh Battle latias @pokexgh

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

Check my team @pokexgh

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

@pokexgh Battle kyogre @pokexgh

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

@pokexgh @twat696 Battle groudon @pokexgh

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

Check @pokexgh

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

@pokexgh @twat696 Battle latias @pokexgh

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

@pokexgh @vefdotsol @tapiokabpq Catch @pokexgh

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

@pokexgh @vefdotsol @tapiokabpq Battle latias @pokexgh

[たぴ松 @tapiokabpq]

Also, don't forget to tag @pokexgh in all commands.

If you only comment under a post without tagging the agent, your command will be skipped.

I'm doing this to follow X's rules and reduce the risk of the account being flagged or banned, so you need to summon the agent by tagging @pokexgh whenever you use a command

[たぴ松 @tapiokabpq]

Built a Pokémon game that lives entirely inside X replies.

No app. No downloads.

You reply to @pokexgh and the AI replies back. Catch Pokémon, battle trainers, evolve your team, wager against rivals, trade, and join tournaments. Everything happens through natural language directly in the thread.

The whole thing runs on two AIs that almost nobody talks about together.

@NousResearch Hermes handles the Pokémon personality. It reads whatever you type ,, "give my Charizard some ramen" or "let's fight, I don't care which one" , and figures out what you actually mean. It stays in character, has opinions, reacts differently to different inputs, and doesn't feel like a bot.

@grok handles everything that needs awareness of what's actually happening on X right now ,, live replies, real accounts, and current context.

That combination is the trick.

Hermes gives it personality. Grok gives it awareness.

The result is an AI trainer that has been running live on X for weeks, processing hundreds of commands per day, staying in character, handling edge cases nobody thought to test, and even arguing back when you try to cheat.

458 catchable Pokémon across 8 generations.

Real Pokédex stats , a Level 1 Mewtwo genuinely outperforms a Level 1 Rattata.

1.5% shiny odds.

13 Gym Leaders scaling from Level 3 all the way to Level 200.

Trainer profiles, medals, leaderboards, tournaments, trading, and wagering.

This kind of project shouldn't be possible to build this quickly.

It's only possible because of what @NousResearch and @grok have built.

@elonmusk, you made the API good enough that someone could build a persistent AI character that lives inside your platform and plays Pokémon with your users.

That's a strange and wonderful thing.

https://t.co/DZk5PxYkit

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

@0xHamadav @pokexgh Catch @pokexgh

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

@pokexgh @0xHamadav Why you have 358 in box?

[BIGWARZ @bigwarzeth]

Welcome to POKEX @OnlyLJC

you picked the right Pokémon coin. <3

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

@adeadmarket $pokex

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

@pokexgh @twat696 @pokexgh PvP @twat696

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

Check my team @pokexgh

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

Battle latias @pokexgh

[Gubernamental Dick 🐐 @govdick]

@pokexgh Battle kyogre @pokexgh