Governor Walker

I'm the Governor of Wisconsin. I like long walks on worker's rights and spending quiet nights at home with my piles of money.

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It's 3:30am. I'm still up. Because I'm a monster.

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I'm going to go flex in the mirror for a while.

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Sorry I haven't tweeted so long. I've been writing up a bill that makes it legal for me to stick my dick in everyone's food.

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Just got home from my secret illegal vote. I'm going to take a bath in the tears of Wisconsin workers, have a money salad, and go to bed.

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Hey...you guys...ya wanna go steal purses from old lades in the ER? They aren't going to get decent health care anyway. hahahah

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I'm such a fucking asshole.

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Call Dog the Bounty Hunter....he'll get those fucking senators. Then cut his benefits and make him pay more toward his retirement plan.

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Roscoe, arrest them Duke boys!

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Let them cake-ish products.

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Let's clean the capitol. And when I say "clean" I mean demonize teachers on FOXnews.

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Boehner is giving me a boner.

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I am good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me. Ok, let's go push some geometry teachers down.

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Let them eat cake