Govewatch

[Govewatch @govewatch]

That went well, then. https://t.co/ItyiSdquKz

[Michael Gove @michaelgove]

Thanks to all who supported me. Congratulations to @TheresaMay2016 and @andrealeadsom. All the best with the campaign.

[Govewatch @govewatch]

Just imagine being Michael Gove and reading the replies to your tweets... https://t.co/zlz6jacYe8

[Govewatch @govewatch]

Gove has a long track record of saying things that sound reasonable, then doing the opposite. https://t.co/wgnZRyhwrq

[Govewatch @govewatch]

Gove: "I did almost everything to avoid Tory leadership bid".

I hate accidentally starting leadership bids too. #GoveMUSTgo

[Govewatch @govewatch]

@yrotitna He claps like a wet herring attempting to slap two wet herrings together. It's disturbing.

[Govewatch @govewatch]

He screwed up an education system, he publicly screwed over a friend, yet he still thinks he can be PM. #GoveMUSTgo

https://t.co/IcVp4EWBSa

[Govewatch @govewatch]

#Newsnight says it's up to Michael Gove how a Conservative Bill of Rights would work. We're doomed, then.

[Govewatch @govewatch]

I imagine it wasn't a pleasant day @MoJGovUK. Gove destroyed morale @educationgovuk. http://t.co/dgVpmXjDRG

[Govewatch @govewatch]

If you're wondering which toilets would make a better justice secretary than Gove, @edjeff's got it covered: https://t.co/BLKQZZJgXZ

[UsVsTh3m @UsVsTh3m]

7 toilets that we'd rather have as justice secretary than Michael Gove http://t.co/0EQsUX2aqd

[Govewatch @govewatch]

I was joking about Gove and medieval death penalties earlier. Should have known better. #GoveJustice

http://t.co/wh1TmGRyJO

[Govewatch @govewatch]

It is now Gove's job to ensure that the Conservatives get rid of this. Goodbye human rights. #GoveJustice

[Govewatch @govewatch]

Just looking at a webpage about medieval execution methods, which I imagine Gove may use as the basis for his reforms. #GoveJustice

[Govewatch @govewatch]

Headteachers who fail to achieve a 'good' from Ofsted may also be subject to the soon-to-be reinstated death penalty. #GoveJustice

[Govewatch @govewatch]

We could also see a return of 'rigorous' and traditional methods of punishment, such as the use of stocks for humiliation. #GoveJustice

[Govewatch @govewatch]

An early innovation could be 'free prisons', where you can set up a prison even if you have no expertise whatsoever in the penal system.

[Govewatch @govewatch]

Gove is now justice secretary. It's unlikely he'll bring himself to justice for messing up the education system.

[Govewatch @govewatch]

Guess who's back.
Back again.
Govey's back.
Tell a friend.*

*Emigrate because it's almost certainly for the best.

[Govewatch @govewatch]

Hmmm. Gove is gone, but he's still there.

[Govewatch @govewatch]

Cameron has announced that Gove's new role will see him campaigning more in the media, so it's not all good.

[Govewatch @govewatch]

Everybody should give @NickyMorgan01 a chance before judging, but she'll need to act very carefully and there's a lot to be done.