Gov Nikki Haley

116th Governor of South Carolina. 1st Female Governor of South Carolina, and now probably the last.
*parody account*

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

And to celebrate Thirsty Thursday... a large sweet tea. #pinkiesoutbiddies

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

Y'all I'm sick of this healthy FLOTUS platform. Back off Mama Obama, #mamaneedsherchicken.

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

Step back @GovBevPerdue. Get your own state symbol. Love, #thepalmettostate

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

The @GovBevPerdue twitter account shut down? That's just one more unemployed North Carolinian y'all.

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

Declarin a holiday today y'all. Shut down the offices and close the banks, the Pumpkin Spice latte is back. #Starbucks

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

Y'all know which play wins! RT @Sapakoff: Update on the Clemson play-signal flip card: Mrs Obama on one side, Nikki Haley on the other.

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

That's why Gov Christie is so big, he's full of secrets.

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

#NikkiThoughts: Make English the official language so Mama's feet don't get picked on anymore at the nail salon.

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

Ooh Wee! Me and Condi are gonna go get some pamperin done y'all! Mama's gotta look good for her speech tomorrow! #RNCconvention

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

Y'all, sometimes I just wanna be the big spoon. #mamaloveshercuddlin

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

Lawless governor? Hey @thestate, remember the last time you wrote an article bashing me? Mama will end you.

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[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA DE DA Brown Eyed Girl! Come hang out at five points yall! #rowdynight

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

Y'all I know God rested on the seventh day, but I bet it was with a side of chicken. I'm looking at you Chick-fil-A #mamaneedsherchicken

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

My next role: NFL referee. Anything men can do, I can screw up. #whoneedsVP

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

Y'all I gotta recognize Bob Jones students. Long skirts + hot weather = heroes.

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

It's not like I wanted the VP job anyway. Importing my Chick-fil-A to DC would be a hassle y'all. #mamaneedsherchicken

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

Enjoy my sloppy seconds @RepPaulRyan. #notbitter

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

@RepPaulRyan Not jealous.

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

After much consideration, I have decided to remove my name from VP consideration. All good things must come to an end. RIP #RomneyHaley2012

[Gov Nikki Haley @GovHaleySC]

PAUL RYAN?! What is this bullshit? I demand a recount! VETO VETO VETO!