Gautam Govindwani

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

Compromise: the art of dividing a cake so that everybody believes he or she got the biggest piece.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

668: The Neighbour of the Beast.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

One of the surest hindrances to the recovery of the sick is the centring of attention upon themselves.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

A good man is hard to find.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

Twelve standard stainless steel twin screw cruisers.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

Your problem is never really your problem, your reaction to your problem is your problem.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

She ceased shining shoes and socks, for shoes and socks shock Susan.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

When you can't trace God's hand, trust His heart.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

Great minds ... discuss ideas. Average minds ... discuss events. Small minds ... discuss people.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

Lonely lowland llamas are ladylike.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

the bigger they come, the harder they fall.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

Charity begins at home. Success begins at work.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

My worst day of vacation has always been better than my best day at work.

[Gautam Govindwani @govindwa]

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

[KEANA @KeanaTexeira]

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[Kaung Ko @kaungko]

The Dark Night: It was a dark and stormy night. #removeoneletterfilms