John Doornbos

Saddened by some of the nasty shit that goes on in this world but not ready to give up on humanity just yet.

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@realDonaldTrump you fat fuck. You won’t win this one. You’re fucking with the wrong country 🇨🇦 It’s awesome that you’ve shown mentally challenged Americans that even a retard can become president. You’re an asshole. Just curious do you have an enema before letting Elon stick it in your ass?

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@spittinchiclets Wendel

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@PyroPanda7219 @FallonTonight @VancityReynolds Have you been to Wisconsin, Michigan or even Buffalo in the Winter?

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@MsTeacherWilson Welcome back!!

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This #Leafs team will never win a playoff round with this defence. They’re just horrible.

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So a lot of experts say the #Leafs are now legitimate Cup contenders. Get embarrassed by Vancouver. Maybe Sheldon Keefe isn’t capable of coaching a contender. It’s not too late to change coaches.

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Has there been a #Leaf player who looks more uninspired to play than @AM34 lately?

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@PierrePoilievre It’s not because they’re biased, it’s because you’re such a useless tool.

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⁦@FriedgeHNIC⁩ Bobby Hull passes away | Quinte News https://t.co/Jhmwfbq0Db

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@FriedgeHNIC not sure if you’re aware that Bobby Hull passed away this morning.

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@NeilREllis in my earlier tweet I should have clarified that the part of the waterfront trail I’m talking about is the stretch running parallel to Front St. behind The Quinte Living Centre and McNabb Towers.

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@NeilREllis good morning Mayor Ellis! It would be appreciated if you could gently rattle a chain and get public works to plow the waterfront trail. It’s dangerous walking our dogs on it and believe me there are a lot of folks who walk this trail. Much appreciated!

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Every OT the Leafs play Marshmallow Marner starts and every time they get scored on in 1 minute or less. What the fuck #SheldonKeefe, time to start someone besides the little prick. #Leafs #OvertimeShit

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@OverDrive1050 didn’t Ken Dryden and not Pat Quinn sign Cujo?

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@odognine2 Ken Dryden signed Cujo.

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@timandfriends He never should of pulled Gausman when he did. This is his loss. I hope he doesn’t expect to have that interim tag removed for next season. He really did no better than Charlie Montoya.

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@odognine2 how do you not talk about the overrated error prone Bo Bichette? The guys just terrible!

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@Sportsnet @BlueJays Can ya teach him to throw to first base?

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@timandfriends Best TV actor; Michael Landon. He did Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie and Highway to Heaven!

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I’ve never met an edible I didn’t like. Maybe a couple.