chloe geiler

#TOE tacos over everything 🌮🖤 AWL

[chloe geiler @gowiththechlo1]

Me, going to work tomorrow after being off for 9 days:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Just an incredible performance of “Before He Cheats” https://t.co/idtcLM8eXd

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

This headline is trash.
Kealia Ohai (which is her name by the way, since you didn’t even bother to mention it) is incredible entirely on her own merit and deserves to be treated as such.
Be better than this.

[chloe geiler @gowiththechlo1]

@saramasur Been there baby.

[chloe geiler @gowiththechlo1]

@Cfleisch44 this is why we should never have kids. And this would 100483937% be me on the hoverboard

[KevinKyle9 @KevinKyle1981]

Anyone thinking of getting a hoverboard for their kids Xmas think twice, this is where I nearly killed my youngest and myself.
Enjoy!

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

CHICKS ONLY. Shoot you're shot and text 646-762-6332 any and all chick related questions. Best ones will be read live on tonight's show. 646-762-6332 https://t.co/jscrYIYdyg

[miss moss ball 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 @rissaoffline]

Me: I will live with my parents to save money :)

Me after interacting with my parents over the course of 2 hours: ok. I will not be doing that.

[chloe geiler @gowiththechlo1]

@Cfleisch44 Imagine being the dipshit who left her for this...

[chloe geiler @gowiththechlo1]

@Cfleisch44 @mdmcclean @BDetherage @cincyzsmith We’re all hanging out without you Charlie.

[chloe geiler @gowiththechlo1]

@longbaIIporter Consider yourself lucky. It’s cool for about 15 seconds until something goes wrong or you just get so mind numbingly bored.

[chloe geiler @gowiththechlo1]

@longbaIIporter Don’t they know you’re the mural guy??? Or Mac Miller???

[chloe geiler @gowiththechlo1]

@BDetherage I need that to hook up to my Kroger plus card so it can tell me “hey asshole, you just bought 2 pounds of chicken and 8 bell peppers. You don’t need to order tacos tonight”

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Quite the ad from Nike: "I believe that ... a whole generation of girls and boys will go out and play and say things like, 'I want to be like Megan Rapinoe when I grow up.' And that they'll be inspired to talk and win."

[chloe geiler @gowiththechlo1]

I love France, man!

[chloe geiler @gowiththechlo1]

I wonder how much @longbaIIporter paid twitter to notify me every time he tweets and if he’s paid to show up on all phones. Great wait to get some quick likes!

[chloe geiler @gowiththechlo1]

@longbaIIporter Or an e for a girl. Like princess eugenie lol

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It may be shocking to some, but being someone’s daughter actually isn’t a career qualification.

It hurts our diplomatic standing when the President phones it in & the world moves on.

The US needs our President working the G20. Bringing a qualified diplomat couldn’t hurt either.

[chloe geiler @gowiththechlo1]

@cshannon0 My sister did the same thing but to PARIS last week!!

[chloe geiler @gowiththechlo1]

@cshannon0 I just got a pang of anxiety. The freedom to live so freely is the dream!!! I’m so jealous of him!

[chloe geiler @gowiththechlo1]

@Cfleisch44 He is out of control when you aren’t here! He needs a father that will be in his life! Not the low life, dead beat that leaves for golf trips for months at a time!