grandpappy_ambrose

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

Hello, April 6, 2022

I've been hearing a lot of talk about #mfers traveling to the moon with their stick figure paintings. Well I would love to go with you kids, but I'm afraid my diabeetis won't allow it.

Sincerely,
Granpappy Ambrose

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

@dartoshi_nft @dcinvestor @NathanCRoth @dieseldude224 @SatoshiAlien @cryptoMIB @guled223 @DragonflyzB @BunkerDumass @ogBabaYaga @shredharrison @metaglyps @minibossgrl @NeighbourTomm @neighbour_bob @WannaBeeple you're not going to get very far without some good horses to pull that cart sonny jim. i sure hope you didn't spend the whole $2 your grandmother and i gave you for your christening on that boy.

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

@sartoshi_nft Dear @sartoshi_nft, April 6, 2022

Grandma Ethel is making your favorite rhubarb pie, but there will be none for you but a bar of soap if you don't mind your language.

Sincerely,

Grandpappy Ambrose

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

@mishaintheair Dear @mishaintheair April 6th, 2022

I would be wary of accountants sonny-jim. Back in '28 my accountant suggested I invest all my hard-earned nickels in the stock market. Oh boy it ended with me eating bolweevils for breakfast.

Sincerely,

Grandpappy Ambrose

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

@pinedegen now sonny-jim like my father told me and his father before him: "everyone has a little shit in their shorts". show a little of of that good christian charity that grandma ethel taught you, or i'll come over there and box your ears.

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

@copyisbs oh my word young lady. they must be letting the girls from giuseppe's gentlemen's club buy these mfer paintings. i need to tell my grandson to mind his business dealings.

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

@JohnPicardy i used to wear a hat just like that back in my day sonny. as a matter of fact that brings me back to the time i met your grandmother, my lovely ethel. it was on a hot july afternoon in '35, the wind was whipping up the dust and the fields of corn were dry as the bones of of a dea

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

@dartoshi_nft @MferVanGogh don't you get smart boy

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

@dartoshi_nft @pinedegen i have the diabeetis sonny-jim you know that

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

Hello, April 5, 2022

My grandson @pinedegen set me up with one of these, how do you say now, twitter typewriters. He asked me to wish all you #mfers a lovely morning.

Sincerely,

Grandpappy Ambrose

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

@dcinvestor you're such an intellect sonny, i hardly understand a word you're saying, but let me tell you that back in my day the grandma and i heard a lovely concert with benny goodman and glen miller on the wireless radio. sounded like they were right there in the room with us.

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

@dartoshi_nft @pinedegen i'm proud of you sonny, you raised him how i taught you

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

@MferVanGogh @awerawert @sartoshi_nft only open-air radials for this old dog sonny

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

@cumzillaraptor oh sonny jim, we used to shoot them cum raptors on the farm as kids. like shooting pickles in a barrel i tell ya. o'course ma didn't like it when we came in and with our sunday clothes all dirty.

[grandpappy_ambrose @gp_ambrose]

@MferVanGogh @danielgothits sonny back when i was in war in '44, we used to get that goop when we were on leave in germany. couldn't do a thing about it tho when in the trenches, had to pee through the pain. just got to live with it sonny, everything will be ok.