Abhishek GP

Marketer still recuperating from an overdose of Economics. History buff. Highly Intolerant.

[Abhishek GP @gp_shek]

@HDFCBank_Cares I have been trying to get in touch with my relationship manager about my NRO account. He has not responded for the last 2 months. I am unable to make any transactions. Can you help urgently?

[Abhishek GP @gp_shek]

@tferriss @riteshchopra

[Abhishek GP @gp_shek]

@qrsupport DMed you the details.

[Abhishek GP @gp_shek]

@qrsupport we are flying Business class with our pet but have had to reach out to you 7 times over the last 12 days to get something more meaningful than ‘please wait for 72 hours to hear back from us’. I’m totally disappointed with your service. Anyone listening?

[Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal]

4. Mean World Syndrome:
The news exists to get your attention, so it tends to shock. As such, it doesn't reflect reality but precisely that which is uncharacteristic of reality. But since it's all we see, we begin to think the world is crazier than it actually is.

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

What Americans think working in Finland is like

[Abhishek GP @gp_shek]

@RajatAgarwal167 @OlaElectric @Olacabs @bhash @matrixindiavc @avnish @VikramV23 Hola,@desai_pranay :)

[Abhishek GP @gp_shek]

@ViCustomerCare I am unable to receive or send SMSs since the last 1 week. I have raised complaints twice but you have not got back. I need to make urgent payments and I can’t access my OTPs because of your service.

[Abhishek GP @gp_shek]

It’s incredible that we have not seen a public campaign against your customer service yet, @HDFC_Bank. The OTP that you serve via voice has an accent that can not be understood and a pace that is impossible to catch up with. Had to suspend two transactions midway @cred @kunalb11.

[Abhishek GP @gp_shek]

@paraschopra @miraclepreneur Love to join

[Abhishek GP @gp_shek]

@5harath How kind of you.

I am trying to educate and entertain marketers about how psychology is a more powerful mechanism than rationality in business decision making, via this newsletter.

https://t.co/N4OhkRzImm

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Cosmetics Brand Not Sure Why Customers Aren't Converting When Facebook CTA Clearly Fucking Says "Shop Now"

[x0rz @x0rz]

Holy shit, Jeff Bezos is not *rich*, he is... owning us all.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

What’s better than @jordanklepper at a Trump rally? Here’s a compilation of greatest hits:

[Bobby Pawar @thebobbypawar]

We are all hurting, but the millions who were affected by the cyclone are hurting worse than us. Their plight has flown under the radar of public consciousness. Please help get them much needed aid and spread awareness of this cause. Please donate what you can & share this video.

[Emily Annette @EmilyAnnette6]

At the grocery. Wearing my mask. Lady behind me, snarky & loud enough to make sure I heard, “don’t guess she realizes that stupid mask won’t do any good.” Me: “Honey, I’m an off duty nurse, I’m wearing it to protect YOU. But, I can take it off if you’d like.” She practically ran.

[Abhishek GP @gp_shek]

Here is my darling, Zia.

[Freshworks Inc @FreshworksInc]

On #PuppyDay, let’s spread some pawsitivity.

Post a photo of your four-legged #WFH colleague. We’ll go first.

#workingfromhome #dogsoftwitter

[Ryan Wallman @Dr_Draper]

In case you need a lighter (marketing-related) take on the current situation...

How to build your brand during a pandemic.