mike the chinese, MBA

lowbie. office staff. sex worker. culture critic. crashout. opinions presented are solely my employer’s and ai.

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

They will jest and laugh at you behind your back

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

On FaceTime with parents and I tapped the right side of screen to put it into 2x

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

@decemberhunting We love you

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

Engagement farming

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

Until death all defeat is psychological

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

@biglawbro Biglawbro do you do fan meetups

[Slack @SlackHQ]

The reason this 3rd paradigm works: the infrastructure was already there. Slack was purpose-built for open, shared work — where teams, tools, and context live together, and collaborate in the open. AI doesn't change how work happens — we just gave it a home where AI actually works.

[meechypeachy @meechypeachyy]

Well yes @gpafreak

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

Spacex just acquired DoorDash for intergalactic food delivery to the space datacenters

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

Transplant summer

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

HALF OF ALL AMERICANS REPORT: THE FUN IN OUR LIVES IS GONE FOREVER, PER STUDYFINDS

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

if you are wearing axe on the dancefloor you should be escorted out

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

Genuinely the best park in NYC

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

While they were up forging the blade I was studying the stars

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

VERTIGO

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

@jcpennyII Far left

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

POV: You just moved to Williamsburg

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

these ai videos are getting crazy

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

When the adult beverage is hitting just right so you genuinely go verbal

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

Citrini research son or New York mag daughter

[mike the chinese, MBA @gpafreak]

Its internet. Its mobile. Its streaming. It’s the F train 18 fucking minutes away.