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Things and stuff 📍Minnesota

[Gᴀʀʀᴇᴛ Aʟᴀɴ @gpalms9]

@LobsterGall Calm down lob

[John Kriesel @johnkriesel]

This is horrifying. Putin is an absolute piece of shit.

[Football 🏈 @TheFBReels]

Some things are just not meant to be, man. I wish Antonio Brown the best of luck on whatever daycare he ends up with

[Gᴀʀʀᴇᴛ Aʟᴀɴ @gpalms9]

@Bgobs17 @GallFoster @ZacharyyJames Fuckin Dave and busters tho

[Gᴀʀʀᴇᴛ Aʟᴀɴ @gpalms9]

@Ryndizzle Douche* but yeah thooo

[adidas Hockey @adidashockey]

The Arizona desert just got hotter 🔥

@ArizonaCoyotes Kachina third jersey has 'em howling for more.

#adizero #NHL

[Gᴀʀʀᴇᴛ Aʟᴀɴ @gpalms9]

@Ryndizzle @KyleStepka

[Jahlin Smith🐝 @TheHooperJay_22]

this caught me so off guard lmao

[Vikings Men's Basketball @BLC_MensHoops]

Welcome Tanner Milinkovich to the #BLCHOOPS family!

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

drunk girls at bars: ok, listen britney, it is britney right? ok listen britney. you. are a GODDESS. you're too good for any man. I love you and your cute top

drunk guys at bars: did you just fuckin breathe on me? fuckin breathe on me again bro gimme a reason to knock you out

[Gᴀʀʀᴇᴛ Aʟᴀɴ @gpalms9]

@ChrisCoquyt

[Dwight @DerrickIze1015]

Girl: come over. Me: can’t. I’m on deck. Girl: parents are gone. Me:⬇️ @SportsCenter @barstoolsports @npaugie26

[Gᴀʀʀᴇᴛ Aʟᴀɴ @gpalms9]

@maddie_albrecht Wow 😯

[Gᴀʀʀᴇᴛ Aʟᴀɴ @gpalms9]

@maddie_albrecht shave your legs

[Gᴀʀʀᴇᴛ Aʟᴀɴ @gpalms9]

The man. The myth. The LOB. @GallFoster

[Gᴀʀʀᴇᴛ Aʟᴀɴ @gpalms9]

@maddie_albrecht Maybe I’m just trying to tell you something.. 😬🤭

[Gᴀʀʀᴇᴛ Aʟᴀɴ @gpalms9]

@Ryndizzle You’re the most average looking person I have ever seen