GIPARRETTA

Lord Jim è un giovane che abbraccia la carriera di capitano marittimo con un ideale di eroismo e abnegazione...

[GIPARRETTA @gparretta]

Just discovered the BEST hidden ramen spot in downtown! Rich tonkotsu broth, springy noodles, and those perfectly marinated soft-boiled eggs My taste buds are doing a happy dance

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Got to try the new organic cherry tomatoes from the local farm! Super juicy, sweet with no weird aftertaste—perfect for a quick salad or snack. #FreshProduce #FoodieFinds，

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New semester, new goals, fresh starts! Ready to hit the books, chase dreams, and grow with awesome people this term!

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Explore abstract watercolor textures at today’s pop-up studio—dip, blend, and let creativity flow freely!

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Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot? http://t.co/utArg3zxrf

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The key to a great tweet is attention to detale. http://t.co/0xqynscTpH

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http://t.co/NMJHVXaow4 No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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http://t.co/P37tfixtss Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

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I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/aqilWedEp6

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I want a matronly African American to say, "Child, please" when I'm being silly. http://t.co/IRx4bf3M

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I'm starting to think Twitter has nothing to do with birds. http://t.co/FPs9Ra7X

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http://t.co/tga8xEgu I wonder who they'll get to play the roles of "Couch" and "Phone" in the movie of my life.

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http://t.co/7EQHPC6k "Cool, I'll check 'em out!" -my lie to any person recommending a band to me

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I spend like $600 every month on free trials for stuff I forgot to cancel. http://t.co/JR3VMw3S

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Hey. Cursive letter 'Q.' Nope. http://t.co/VbBmjwBq

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"That's so Raven" - Raven Symone's parents identify her body. http://t.co/zXNdFAWr

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At my funeral I want a dozen doves recaptured. http://t.co/ej5NMUzK

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http://t.co/TxGi9Txm Help free the reindeer from sleighvery.