Patrick Graham

Wade Boggs Carpet World

[Patrick Graham @gpatrickgraham]

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Stephen Sondheim and Elaine Stritch from the Company cast recording documentary

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@einbinderfiles Hannah Einbinder acting in this moment exactly how Ava Daniels would I love her

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@eggsbened @vulture

[Devin Clark @devin_clark]

the way i need a spin off show with these three. broad city style, trying to succeed as an agency without deborah

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@Variety

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@TylerCWhitmore John Goodman sneaking onto this list

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@Pontifex

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@DrewMitrisin Most importantly: rocking the OP hat.

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@normposter Let’s call John the Baptist.

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@atrupar The present in question:

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Twitter turns 20.

What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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@neverjanedoe

[Patrick Graham @gpatrickgraham]

@elaine_stritch Also rhyming “raisins” with “liaisons.” Give Little Night Music its FLOWERS.

[Patrick Graham @gpatrickgraham]

Has any state in the country lost as manu professional teams as Missouri I’m legitimately asking

[kstate_MAN @kstateman14]

Major sports franchises lost in the last 75 years

Missouri:

St. Louis Browns
St. Louis Football Cardinals
St. Louis Rams
St. Louis Hawks
Kansas City Kings
Kansas City Athletics
Kansas City Scouts
Kansas City Chiefs

Kansas:

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@TomiLahren Are the great red cities in the room with us?

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@DrewMitrisin Well…? Are we getting cookies or not…?

[Patrick Graham @gpatrickgraham]

I’ve been 30 for barely six months and they’re already prescribing me a CPAP machine

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@devin_clark MY BIRTHDAY KING ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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A dog is going to win an Oscar before Glenn Close

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A letter has been sent to The Academy asking them to consider awards for animal actors in acting categories. The letter was signed by Indy the Dog from ‘GOOD BOY’

“I have been deemed ineligible for the Best Actor category. Apparently, I am not a good enough boy for you”

(Source: https://t.co/C4c2cdiiXA)

[Patrick Graham @gpatrickgraham]

@ohmaryplay Put Jack McBrayer in as Mary’s Chaperone and you’ll be reincarnated as a lotus flower

[Patrick Graham @gpatrickgraham]

@CoachDrinkwitz We love you so much Coach!!!