Jeffrey T. Darlington

Creator of General Protection Fault, the Comic Strip. Developer with 25+ years of pro experience. Husband, father, possibly human. Sanity may not apply.

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

After careful consideration, I cannot with a clear conscience continue to post content to this site. I will continue to lurk, mostly to get updates from sources I can't get elsewhere, and I will reply to DMs and mentions. But I will not make any further new posts. (Link in reply)

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

.@Walmart is playing dirty, tricking people into canceling their Nintendo Switch 2 orders. If you get a message saying there is something wrong with your payment method, do NOT try and change it. They will claim you are a scammer/scalper and cancel your order.

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

And now, since this site also stupidly penalizes posts with links, you can always find me at https://t.co/2wC5xOks3x, and you can contact me at any of the other resources listed here: https://t.co/8To9pMKLzs. Thank you for the years of follows. Please consider moving elsewhere.

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

After careful consideration, I cannot with a clear conscience continue to post content to this site. I will continue to lurk, mostly to get updates from sources I can't get elsewhere, and I will reply to DMs and mentions. But I will not make any further new posts. (Link in reply)

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

@OrielAndGeorge It's not translated in the public notes, but it is in the Premium-only Author's Notes. It's a palindrome from the Klingon Language Institute (https://t.co/npD16PieeU) that loosely translates to "Blood represents freedom; honor hides the killer."

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

I just posted a cool work-in-progress clip from an upcoming SM2 page to all the other social media sites. If you want to see it, go over there. I'm not feeding the elongated muskrat's abysmal intelligence grist mill any of my art anymore.

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

Back in the saddle... complete with saddle sores. (Ouch.)

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

Just a quick reminder that "Surreptitious Machinations II" starts TOMORROW! and will update weekly, every Monday, throughout most of 2025!!!

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

Well... guess I had nowhere I had to be this evening after all...

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[GPF Comics @gpfcomics]

The site upgrade is now complete. As always, if you encounter any issues with the site, please let me know!

[GPF Comics @gpfcomics]

The GPF site is currently undergoing maintenance. All user-editable portions of the site, such as the Forum and the GPF Premium Account Creator and Manager, are currently closed. The site may go offline and become inaccessible for a period of up to an hour.

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

January 6, 2025. Todd's back, baby.

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

If you guys want proof I'm committed to FINALLY finishing "Surreptitious Machinations II", I just uploaded the first FIVE MONTHS worth of pages. The story will run weekly starting on January 6, 2025.

[GPF Comics @gpfcomics]

New GPF News post about the end of the comic and Jeff's future plans: https://t.co/bGS81fhgGh

[GPF Comics @gpfcomics]

Well, isn't this embarrassing... the final strip, and the site breaks. :( I've fixed the part that was breaking the site, so everything should be working now. Sorry, everyone!

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

I'll say this for "Baldur's Gate 3": Every time I think I have handle on the story, it throws another curve ball plot twist. I can't tell (yet) if it's pure genius or a schizophrenic mess.

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

There is an INSANE amount of mis/disinformation out there this year, and multiple foreign powers are working to influence us for their own gain. Do the research, find where the candidates stand on issues, and don't vote based on feelings or personalities. Stay "vote smart".

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

My fellow Americans: I rarely get political online, and I'm not going to tell you who to vote for. All I will say is:

1) VOTE. Don't skip this election.
2) Don't believe ANYTHING you read online before Election Day without verifying it from reputable sources first.

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

Today is Mole Day! At 6:02 your local time, make sure to hug your nearest chemist and tell them their solution is particularly caustic today!

[Jeffrey T. Darlington @gpfjeff]

This is the first week in I don't know how long* that I haven't had a "weekly comic quota" to finish. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with myself. Does anyone have any paint they need watched until it dries?

*I have a rough idea. I just don't want to admit to it.