georgie boy

read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, and learned much from both of their styles.

[georgie boy @gproach]

Hey @NYCMayor please address the date of the @nyknicks parade. Thursday will be a death sentence to school attendance for the Regents Exams!!

[georgie boy @gproach]

Hey @NYCMayor make the parade tomorrow! NYC Students have state testing ! @nyknicks @NY_KnicksPR @NYCMayorsOffice You hafta change the date! PLEASE!!! #nyc #knicks

[georgie boy @gproach]

The greatest single episode in television history is The Simpsons “And Maggie Makes Three”

[georgie boy @gproach]

@NYCMayor The busses still suck, wtf bro?

[georgie boy @gproach]

@TRUMP_ARMY_ They are available. On the congressional website.

[georgie boy @gproach]

Death to Standard Time! Daylight Saving FOREVER!!!

[georgie boy @gproach]

I gotta fly to St. Somewhere cause I’m close to bodily harm.

[georgie boy @gproach]

just because I carry it well doesn’t mean it’s not heavy.

[Runza Restaurants @Runza]

12 days. #temptues

[trash jones @jzux]

i personally would never waste away in margaritaville. i would shine

[georgie boy @gproach]

Yo @BankofAmerica your ATMs at the Broadway and 237th branch in the Bronx are constantly down. Get it together.

[georgie boy @gproach]

@NYCTSubway Car 2354 on the 1 Train. Thank you for the follow up and information.

[georgie boy @gproach]

Hey @MTA what’re we paying 2.90 for PLUS the 1 train had no A/C. Get it together #DoYourJob

[georgie boy @gproach]

Hey @POTUS figure it out.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Muppets Oppenheimer
Oppenheimer: Gonzo
Groves: Sam Eagle
Senate aid to Strauss: Kermit
Jean Tatlock: Miss Piggy
Kitty: Camilla the Chicken
Teller: Fozzie
Hill: Pepé the King Prawn
Ein & Stein: Statler & Waldorf
Strauss: Steve Martin
Isidor: Rizzo
Neils Bohr: Bunsen Honeydew

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Jim Thorpe, a celebrated Native American athlete hailing from Oklahoma, achieved fame as an Olympic Gold medalist and is often regarded as one of the greatest athletes in history. In 1912, he represented the United States in the Olympics held in Sweden, where he was joined by future General George Patton as a teammate.

Before conquering the three-day decathlon, encompassing ten track and field events, Thorpe had already secured a gold medal in the pentathlon with remarkable ease. However, during the second day of the decathlon, just before the 1500 meters race, Thorpe encountered a setback – his shoes had disappeared, likely stolen. In a desperate search for a solution, he turned to his teammates and managed to find an extra shoe, though it was too small. Nevertheless, he squeezed his foot into it. He then stumbled upon the other shoe in a trash bin, which, conversely, was too big for him. To make it fit, he ingeniously padded it with a couple of pairs of socks.

Undeterred by this footwear predicament, Thorpe faced off against the world's finest decathletes and remarkably won the 1500 meters race. During the decathlon, he demonstrated his exceptional talent by securing first place in four events and finishing no lower than fourth in the remaining six events, all while wearing mismatched shoes. Consequently, he clinched yet another gold medal.

Upon receiving the prestigious accolades, King Gustav V of Sweden bestowed two Olympic gold medals upon Thorpe and declared him the world's greatest athlete. Graciously, Thorpe replied with a simple "Thanks."

After the Olympics, this versatile athlete pursued an illustrious career, excelling in various sports. He ventured into the National Football League as a two-time All-American college football player, briefly played professional basketball, and enjoyed a fruitful seven-season stint in Major League Baseball. Thorpe's legacy as an extraordinary athlete and his inspiring feat with the mismatched shoes have left an indelible mark on the world of sports.

[georgie boy @gproach]

IYKYK

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

I’m staging a coup alright. Staging a coup-le of beers to drink

[georgie boy @gproach]

“Ha ha!” — Nelson Muntz

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

omg this is so sad :( so unfortunate that these buildings chose to spend their money on abvcoddoacdo toasost