Gpseeo

Comedian. Friend me. I'll make you laugh.

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@halleberry I just realized cat woman went from a sister, to a light skinded sister, to Anne Hathaway 🤔
I dig you Halle.
I really dig you allot 😊

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@ChrisHemswyd Wonder who the lucky bastard is? 🤔

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@Rileykeoug50981 @Mahone44456 Riley,
I used to be mad at you all the time.
But I been thinking 🤔.
I must have patience with someone who grew up in Neverland Ranch. It's not your fault every morning, while eating pancakes 🥞, you had to see Michael Jackson have a cuddle session with Corey Feldman.
I love you

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@EmmaWatson Emma,
Listen to me..
Listen VERY carefully..
Please tell me an imposter didn't make this for me. Please tell me I can just be in your yard and nobody can do nothin because I'll just present this and they'll just have to leave us alone.
Please tell me, Emma
Emma, please tell me 💕

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@Cobratate @ni_lobo Happy I can get you the Paulie fight huh? Listen!!!! Just Listen!!!! You're gonna box Paulie. I been told her to tell you. And you know who I'm talking about. I'm just protecting her identity because that's the kinda guy I am. She will make you. I will make you. We will make you!

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Mom evicts people sometimes. But the stress falls on me. We're currently evicting a winner 😔. Imagine going for a walk, all of a sudden getting surrounded by 5 police vehicles all lit up and they check you for a gun you don't have 🔫? Someone tell me your crazy tenant story????

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Don't ever own rental property!
I just asked when I can get the keys back on behalf of my mom and my life got threatened. She got a bullet for me.
P.S. Patrice works in the emergency room at Charlton Memorial Hospital in Fall River, MA
And she has a bad habit. To say the least 😔

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@jenniferan86923 Thank you for the kind words. I need to hear stuff like that sometimes. 💕

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I don't feel like it.
How bout that?

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@birddog499 @DeenTheGreat Because you said the f word 😡

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@PaulMalignaggi

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@birddog499 @DeenTheGreat You and a Mexican man are wearing assless chaps in your profile picture.
How many times you tossed his salad?
I'm asking you.
How many?

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@ewatsn2 Hi Emma!!!!
Well I got bored. So I decided to make a life size statue of myself. I'm applying plaster to my testicular area because I'm at the cock piece. And I'm just standing here, waiting for the plaster to dry. Talk to me please 🥺 because I can't move. I love you, ok bye 💕

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@TateTheTalisman @TiffanyFong 😂

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@ewatsn2 You could turn my frown upside down if you video call me. Shit, I'll settle for just a voice call. But I'm not holding my breath on that 😒....

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@BritneySpearsF0 Hi Britney,
Huge fan!

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@MirandaLamq7 @stevewilldoit Mirandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 😍!!!!
Sorry you had to hear that, allegedly, this Steve fella is a human butt plug 🔌. For legal purposes, I said allegedly.
Plus it's already out there from Mase.
But it's nice to hear from you 💕

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@ChrisHemswyd Emma,
Have I ever told you you're very easy on my eyes?