Alan Barrett

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@ChampionsLeague Frank Lampard

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@NhantsHuntsabs @HertsHuntSabs Good work. There’s just no place for blood spots

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@PistonHeads

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@Enezator I don’t know why I love this so much 😂

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Germany are out of the #FIFAWorldCup in the group stage!!

[Alan Barrett @gpzed]

@SkySportsPL

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@piersmorgan @Cristiano Imagine being an arrogant deluded twerp who treats people disgracefully

[Alan Barrett @gpzed]

@HM_Passport This service never seems to be available, people have no chance!!

[Alan Barrett @gpzed]

@ChrisGPackham

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@piersmorgan

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@NelMels Dumb & Dumber

[Alan Barrett @gpzed]

@Lord_Sugar He was rightly smug when we were top, but it gave the whole club a nose bleed

[Alan Barrett @gpzed]

I have #covid but not had the cough, temperature or change to smell/taste. Just a bad head, sore throat & chills. So I had to lie about the symptoms to get a test because the NHS website said I couldn’t have one. How many 000’s aren’t being tested? No wonder it’s spreading.

[Alan Barrett @gpzed]

@FirstChoiceUK 51 minutes holding and I’ve given up, clearly it’s not possible to get though and discuss my booking

[Alan Barrett @gpzed]

@FirstChoiceUK have not been holding for 46 minutes. Are you there?

[Alan Barrett @gpzed]

@FirstChoiceUK I’ve been holding for 39 minutes, listening the same messages over and over again. I bet you cut me off. ‘All your agents are currently busy’ because clearly, you don’t have enough agents.

[Alan Barrett @gpzed]

@CaroleNash Hello, you can see the reference number in the photo

[Alan Barrett @gpzed]

@CaroleNash you’ve now sent me four sets of policy documents, the first set were totally wrong so I had to call you. Sets 2,3 and 4 are identical. That’s 88 sheets of A4 when I’ve asked repeatedly that you email them. How much paper do you get through in a year?

[Alan Barrett @gpzed]

@YodelOnline neither the card you have left or your website tell me which depot my parcel is at. Why is this such hard work? You utterly useless twats.

[Alan Barrett @gpzed]

@esupasaver Hello, my debit card was used fraudulently to buy stuff on your website. £359.99 on Boxing Day. Can you stop the stuff from being sent by tracing the card number?