GPZJIM

Scottish ,British and proud of my country .

[Agent P @AgentP22]

Hilarious.

Alyn Smith says that Yes Scotland was a totally separate organisation from the SNP!

Where have we heard that style of excuse before?

😂😂😂😂😂

https://t.co/jBhwGNZ2vS

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

Serving Labour MP Tulip Siddiq has been sentenced to 4 years in prison in Bangladesh. Because she's a criminal. Because she's guilty of corruption.

Serving Labour MP Louise Haigh is a convicted criminal who was found guilty of fraud in the UK.

Nigel Farage has never been found guilty of a criminal offence.

But the witch hunt against Reform continues. Because the establishment are terrified their days with their snouts in the trough are coming to an end.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Really? Your lot didn’t show up to help until 1942, when we’d already repelled German efforts to invade in 1940. Maybe you should stick to the local politics of your own Florida backyard. You’re clearly out of your depth on historic and geopolitical matters.

[Agent P @AgentP22]

I wonder why Ross Greer deleted this tweet...

[Margot Stewart @UnrepentantYoon]

A very good point - Nicola appears to have completely gotten over her 'trauma'.
Lots of us are still living with ours, in various ways and to varying degrees.
What she did to mental health and addiction services in the community was unforgivable.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

Douglas Murray on how Keir Starmer will be remembered

"If he's remembered at all it will be for him deciding that instead of dealing with bad things in the country, he would instead arrest the people who didn't like the bad things that were happening in the country"

[Lady Victoria 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @LadyVictoriaD]

Harry Kane has sent more Africans home in this World Cup than Starmer has in the last two years. 🤣🤣

[Craig Murray @CraigMurrayOrg]

I am not OK with the body shaming:
but the pictures of Sturgeon drinking wine with the lawyer who failed to ask her the crucial questions about discharge of elderly COVID victims into care homes,
while "representing" the bereaved at the Covid Inquiry, trouble me.

[Russell @rgsneddon]

Who played it better?

Larry Ward as: Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi.

Nicola Sturgeon as: herself in Ruination of Scotland.

?

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

I’m happy that she has found something which she is capable of doing.

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

Carol Vorderman is pictured with Dan Norris, a suspended Labour MP who has been arrested for sexual offences including upskirting.

OOOH .. FRIEND

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

His father once told him, “Son, farming is in your blood.” 🌾

He believed it with everything he had.

At 26 he took over the family farm — young, hopeful, and ready to work harder than anyone who came before him.

He kept that promise for fifteen years.
Now he’s 41 and looks a decade older.

His hands are split and calloused from the cold. His back seizes up every morning before the day even starts. He’s missed birthdays, school plays, family dinners and anniversaries that can never be replayed.

Every Sunday night his wife does the accounts at the kitchen table.
Last Sunday she sat there for a long time without speaking.

Then she looked up.

“We’re forty thousand pounds down this year.”

After fifteen years of early mornings and late nights, diesel has doubled, fertiliser is up 60%, electricity has tripled… and the price he receives for his wheat is almost exactly what it was in 2015.

He is not lazy.
He is not incompetent.
He is not failing.

The system is failing him.
And every Sunday night his wife still sits at that same table, staring at numbers that only ever seem to get worse.

How long before Britain loses an entire generation of farmers who simply can’t afford to carry on?

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

It emerged during the MPs' expenses scandal of 2009 that Andy Burnham submitted a single expenses claim for £16,644 to cover the purchase of the property, covering their stamp duty and legal fees as well as a new kitchen.

By claiming the windfall as a parliamentary expense, Andy Burnham escaped having to pay thousands of pounds in Capital Gains Tax – a levy that his allies want him to increase when he becomes PM. 

It seems that Andy and Angela Rayner have more in common than first thought.. avoid paying taxes

[Pat Condell @patcondell]

More money for Hamas. More weapons for Hamas.
We are governed by idiots.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Meanwhile in Aberdeen, Scotland

Migrant who can’t even speak English & requires interpreter is handed the Keys to his brand new Tax Payer funded flat.

All the while Scottish Veterans & OAPS continue to sleep rough across the City.

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

When are we going to have had enough of being second class citizens in our own country?

[Lucy Connolly @LucyTCWife]

No, no, no!!
You don't get to apologise for a poorly judged Tweet.

Its a serious criminal offence, now known to be a Cat 1A charge.

Straight to prison with you, NO BAIL, no mitigation!

I didn't make the rules! 🤷‍♀️

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Rumble in the lobby today as Bridget Phillipson and Liz Kendall were left bitterly fuming over Kemi Badenoch’s PMQs takedown.

Kemi gave them the full cream-pie treatment, only the cream had gone sour, leaving them sour faced. Kemi had the last laugh.

{satire}

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

"I grew up on a council estate" is not an excuse for failure. You are sacrificing the future of generations of kids on the altar of your class envy -reversing even Labour's academy reforms.

0% of teachers think you're doing a great job. I'm not here to give you a pat on the back.
I speak for those people whose lives you're destroying and I'll NEVER stop speaking up for them.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

@ZackPolanski We need a new frightening word for it. One that strikes fear into the heart of the British people. My suggestion?

Summer.