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future child star

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so lucky <3

[Sal @SalOhexxx]

Everybody at the gym dressed like a gymshark catalog and I’m here dressed like Adam Sandler

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boutta make a fake linkedin so i can really get the biz on y’all, i’ll say it

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they will fight to the death for salted butter & savoury crepes…. i want to introduce them to any seasoning beyond cream

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explaining to my french friends i am essentially vegan (excluding a sexy margherita pizza) & that i don’t like crepes or galettes and watching their faces fall is my new pass time !

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@_anizbet @peepsiepoopsie welcome!

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@rrrrrrrrrrr_4 a job i would succeed in

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now that it’s getting warmer and i’m leaving soon, ive started wearing my most deranged clothes to work

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my fear of being late to things has me setting an alarm at 7:30 to get to work at 11. just in case

[Naomi Ekperigin @Blacktress]

Woman walking by me just said to her friend, “I’m gonna go home and cry a little and maybe order Indian food” and that is a relatable queen!!

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

i’m not irish but i do participate in the irish goodbye and for that i will celebrate

[Jeff Craven @jeffbcraven]

It has taken me 13 years to get 300 followers on Twitter. Here's how I did it 🧵

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yes

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@aveewallace if there’s one thing i am, it’s consistent (& obsessive)

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thinking about the extremely hot boy i saw in bordeaux. i will truly never forget him

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@lshhhhhhhhh7 i also often think this

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@lshhhhhhhhh7 she can but she’ll come out addicted to american spirits