THE Green Album

im the BEST album and everyone knows it

[dad egbert shady facts (hazza) @suckonmyflow]

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[THE Green Album @gr33n_a1bum]

Howss everyone beennnn

[Mikey Welsh @WeeedMikey]

Do you wanna get high?

[sammy @riverztearz]

Matt sharp liked this cause it reminded him of his ex whose name rhymes with shmivers shmomo

[Display Name @MyAnnualFallOff]

Boner from holding a bag for her

[THE Green Album @gr33n_a1bum]

@rc_riverscuomo_ All of them

[im erect @im_erect]

im the hardest person ever!

[lukiss🏆 @7UKISS]

“Ew why is it so big”
I’m sorry.

“Is that a snake”
I’m sorry.

“It’s a monster”
I’m sorry.

“Is that a third leg”
I’m sorry.

I’m sorry.

[karl coke @maladroids]

if you dont like karl koch you will go to hell and die

[sammy @riverztearz]

I love this picture so much his ass was GONEEE😭😭😭😭

[THE Green Album @gr33n_a1bum]

@feelslikesummr Hi

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@riverztearz Will do!

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@reealationship @PinkertonReborn I feel bad for myself

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@reealationship @PinkertonReborn Ty

[THE Green Album @gr33n_a1bum]

@PinkertonReborn Not in the slightest.

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@rc_riverscuomo_ @PinkertonReborn Thank you so much

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@rc_riverscuomo_ @PinkertonReborn Pls make him shower, dad. It smells like shit.

[Pinkerton 1996 @PinkertonReborn]

What’s with these homies… Wait… no… fuck, wrong album.