green eggs and Sam🌍🏳️‍🌈

Yorkshire lass living A Life™️ in America. Talk to me about knitting, crochet, video games, and The Simpsons. I make zines about periods.

[green eggs and Sam🌍🏳️‍🌈 @gr33ndaygal]

It's-a me, Chris Pratt

[green eggs and Sam🌍🏳️‍🌈 @gr33ndaygal]

In Spyro the Dragon, Gnasty Gnorc's end goal is to manipulate Spyro into busting the dock workers' union. In this essay I will

[green eggs and Sam🌍🏳️‍🌈 @gr33ndaygal]

I don't even like musical theatre and even I know this would be incredible. I know there's a fan made one out there and I'm going to check it out.

We are being robbed of Sokka in this setting.

Robbed.

[green eggs and Sam🌍🏳️‍🌈 @gr33ndaygal]

The only acceptable way to make a live action #ATLA is by turning it into a stage musical. 'There is No War in Ba Sing Se' would absolutely slap. 'Leaves from the Vine' would be DEVASTATING. Ang and Ozai's fight would be awe inspiring. SOKKA. Y'all are cowards.

[green eggs and Sam🌍🏳️‍🌈 @gr33ndaygal]

@angstandennui Perfect. Keep it up!

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

I got up today and said Jortsy, today is another day to try. We can’t always win, especially on important stuff, but we have to fucking TRY

[edna @edna_days]

fuck off?

[【公式】ゲームセンターCX @gccx_official]

おはようございます。
12/15（金）20:00～は#356『Wit’s』に挑戦。
走ってブロックを置くシンプルな対戦アクションゲーム！しかしシンプルがゆえの鬼設定に有野課長大苦戦！
さまざまな作戦を駆使しエンディングを見ることはできるのか？
https://t.co/UinWbICRN4

#gccx

[Downright McDone @Dylan_McDowell]

Do not ask for my vote, my support, or my silence if you cannot oppose this with every fiber of your being.

If you condemned Hamas but cannot condemn this, what have you become? What do you stand for?

#CeasefireNOW

[cakeandmadness @cakeandmadness]

Me and Jesslyn made that 😁

[green eggs and Sam🌍🏳️‍🌈 @gr33ndaygal]

'so what?'

Absolute legend standing his ground.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful…

https://t.co/RDeDaWngWx

[green eggs and Sam🌍🏳️‍🌈 @gr33ndaygal]

This is fucking amazing btw, absolute 10/10 publication go and get it

[Lapsedcat @Lapsedcat]

"I could really do with a fridge right now."

[green eggs and Sam🌍🏳️‍🌈 @gr33ndaygal]

Special interest hyper focus: activate! Form of: crocheted snowflakes ❄️

I made so, so many last year. This year's pattern is Winter Dream by Julia Hart, thread is Aunt Lydia's 10, 1.75mm hook. Cute gifts for colleagues.

[green eggs and Sam🌍🏳️‍🌈 @gr33ndaygal]

Lol that's us never being able to move as a family home cheers pals, very Cleverly of you. Imagine thinking normal folks can make over 18k in the first place, let alone THIS

[Jenny Constable @JennyLConstable]

Hands up if your own UK salary wouldn’t qualify you to immigrate to Britain

[Rob @roblikesplanes]

Reason 52 why I can’t delete Facebook: a group called ‘Wetherspoons The Game!’ in which you put up a couple of photos of yourselves & explain the occasion, alongside the spoons you’re in. If you’ve got a good post, people will send you a drink. Nana doesn’t know what’s hit her 🤣

[green eggs and Sam🌍🏳️‍🌈 @gr33ndaygal]

I think about this a lot and whether anyone fell for it, or whether other people also had brain pictures of the dictionary so they were incapable of experiencing that kind of gullibility, but susceptible to others (do not lick tyres, they aren't strawberry, your dad is kidding).

[green eggs and Sam🌍🏳️‍🌈 @gr33ndaygal]

When I was a kid another kid told me that the word gullible had been taken out of the dictionary. I'd seen it in the dictionary earlier that day because I'd needed a spelling and got lost in the words again. They were mad I ruined the joke. Anyway, I got diagnosed AuDHD at 36.