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mfw I am Chad but I have psychological problems so I’m stuck here w you dumb virgins. 5.8 gpa

[:) @gr3ttie]

https://t.co/cHXePWM8Nn

[Señorita Awesome @boygrrI]

being sober is like getting shot in the head 100 times a day

[Morgan Letters @oldirtybradley]

I live in Minneapolis this isn’t very jarring

[iyosias @iloveiyosias]

and if you aren’t boycotting then you kinda just are an enemy of the people. put aside your wants for those who this will benefit (which is all of us cause injustice in palestine is fundamentally similar to any injustice you may face in your own country. capitalism and imperialism is what bred this evil.)

[:) @gr3ttie]

@numbfatherr funny picture it made me laugh really hard i peed all over the couch

[:) @gr3ttie]

@numbfatherr that’s good that’s good

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

I like red wine because of the taste and fun sort of breezy buzz it gives me. I like white wine because it unshackles the cruel animal within my heart and gives it permission to feed

[:) @gr3ttie]

@dabonrhonda @numbfatherr i’m beginning to feel like a rap god fr

[:) @gr3ttie]

eminem ✅
smosh ✅
alcohol? you know ittttt

like this tweet for a free month of my only fans.

[:) @gr3ttie]

@poopyandfart yes and i genuinely think that everyone and i mean EVERYONE who vapes has hit their vape at work in the building

[Comanche11 @AbwogoK]

@Maanda_mu Unpopular Opinion: Parents don't like it when their relatives, especially women, who refused to have children want to take their nieces and nephews and stay with them for a few days. If you have decided to be alone, don't bother kids from your siblings and friends.

[the killer @deadbodyonline]

this the shit i been on lately

[ASCAP @ASCAP]

CODE RED...I REPEAT CODE RED. 🥵

We're getting hot with @kimpetras and @samsmith at the #GRAMMYs 🔥

[magz @stfumagz]

lake street little caesar’s like a fucking warzone bro i just want my food (don’t tell me little Caesar’s is trash i don’t give a fuck )

[:) @gr3ttie]

@rileydied you cannot keep getting away with this

[Terri Schuester Updates @terri_updates]

omg stop. Will Schuester dead at 38