grace !!!!

and that’s the hard truth sister

[grace !!!! @graaaayce]

tonight at work a guy asked me for a ziploc bag so i brought him one and he said “perfect now i can fit my cheeseburger in my pocket” and i watched him un-velcro his cargo shorts pocket and shove a cheeseburger in it

[☆ @samacoree]

this girl from my school got married and she hasnt posted a single picture of the guy she married. shes on her honeymoon now and still its just her pictures. what an icon

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

[m @msnetik]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things

[ًً @girlsonfillm]

me taking pictures of random shit to start gathering material for my monthly instagram photo dump https://t.co/exFkk0jN5w

[jynx @jynxbby]

in a mood. not telling you which one

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

Do you wanna move in together. Because of the tariffs.

[New York Post @nypost]

Biden, 81, bites baby dressed as chicken during WH Halloween event https://t.co/Rm6JYxJsMc

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

guys, please be safe today. The monsters

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

BREAKING: The bill from Schoolhouse Rock has taken his own life

[Grace @gracecamille_]

If hotdog eating contests were not about volume of hotdogs eaten but rather who loves hotdogs the most i would be gold medalist

[Jeremiah moriarty @horse_updates]

don’t forget to put cookies out tonight for gay

[Country Central @CountryCentral]

Tyler Childers singing “Lady May” with Kermit the Frog.

[grace !!!! @graaaayce]

one time i threw the middle one up all over the white keyboards in my elementary school computer lab

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Trix yogurt

[trash jones @jzux]

you should be able to google whether a couple is still together

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

the best part of smoking weed is when you get schizophrenia

[julia @FOAM1NG]

r u cool with me coming over and shedding half my hair all over ur floor