Grabby

Comedian; Actor; Father; Humble Narcissist; Tiny Dancer

[Grabby @grabassenstein]

I saw a #POW #MIA flag on @Schriever #SpaceForce Base…. Abducted, but not forgotten.

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@KimKardashian fuzzy thong gives off the same #troll energy as @elonmusk’s Cyber Cuck Truck @skims @Tesla

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Who the hell is still putting snaps on #baby onsies and why am I still buying them?! #iykyk #diaperduty #allagatorWrestling

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Why’d the #CEO cross the road? To get to the back-nine.

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#NewProfilePic

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This Grumpy Old Men reboot sucks #Debates2024 #Biden2024 #Trump2024

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Call me a Sith because this @Absolutevodka is absolutely delicious. #maythe4thbewithyou

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So we’ve been pronouncing Temu wrong this whole time. #SuperBowlLVIII #SuperBowl

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#shesa10 because he’s ugly as fuck

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@russellcrowe In Sadaam’s spider hole.

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Yes I was a #paratrooper. Yes I see every open field I come across as a DZ and give it a name like “Havoc” or “That One Tree In The Middle Will Surley Go Up My Ass” #USArmy

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Got called a ‘bear’ last night by a dude who obviously doesn’t know the type hierarchy of gay men. Bless his wittle heart, he was so close: I am a ‘twinkie bear cub’ #pride #Pride2023

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@cb_doge Capitalism

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@richardbranson @VirginLimitedEd I give it 1 point as a dive and a 5 as a belly flop. #Olympics

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@HEB on a Sunday afternoon is no place for a #heathen like me. #Pride2023

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I just finished the main quest of @assassinscreed Origins today…. On the Ides of March… unintentionally. #IYKYK #AssassinsCreed #Xbox #gaming #extrahashtag

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@WhiskeyList I du now

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Semper Fuck You Birthday Boys & Girls. May you get the most basic box of crayons so you’re not overwhelmed and start crying for momma Navy. #marinecorps #happybirthday #marinecorpsbirthday

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#vote #voteblue #votered #voteyellow #votedead oh wait.. no https://t.co/ukINlf5o48

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@elonmusk Sounds like “FREE” Speech to me. #Hypocrite