Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)
We got this 🙌
Browsing for books in the library when I still have to pay my overdue fine seems dangerous like at any moment I could be handcuffed by the librarian and taken away. I’ve already said too much, gonna go hide amongst the shelves now
One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”