Bat Girl

Come stay awhile. Future award winning comedy writer.

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

@yade_cork @kwantanamobay @TomScibelli You were probably top of your class in Ohio with that math. All it takes is to have the correct amount of chromosomes.

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

@yade_cork @TomScibelli Aw are you mad you make 35k in Cleveland?

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

Missed opportunity to get some head

[Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes]

Mountain Climber Fights Off Bear (2022)

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

@WildGooseChase9 @djredlinee @jbrizzy58 @barstoolsports Aw. You’re mad you make 40k a year?

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Don't dance we just pull up our pants and, do the rockaway.

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

@BurdenBurner @TalkinYanks The Mets will gladly have you as a fan. We boo garbage as Yankee fans

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

@YESNetwork Says this as he was smiling in the dugout after he struck out for the 3rd time. Really earning that payday

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

@YESNetwork @M_Marakovits He also struck out twice and they lost. Doesn’t matter what he saw on that pitch

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

@joedeleone “Let’s take a look under the hood”

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

@Monie00Soul @TheAthletic Look at the MLB average for that year. Just an awful tweet with no actual research.

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

@TCakesTakes @PMTsportsbiz @bprim2704 American League record. Steriod free record.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Nobody in American League history has hit more home runs in a single season than Aaron Judge. #AllRise

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

@cosenteeno @things_sox That is such a stupid argument. You don’t make more contact because of steroids… you hit the ball farther #jackass

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

@gusmatthewsband Was in the middle of a video on pornhub and it cut to Judge’s at bat. Biggest load I’ve ever produced

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

@NFL @iAM_JoshJacobs Bronco’s country. Let’s ride

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

@PMTsportsbiz let’s meet for a beer at Yankee stadium tonight

[Bat Girl @grabMeJohnson]

@Billyhottakes Now post your losses William