was napping and had a dream that there was a new nba player called mustafa christmas and his signature move was a stepback layup. he would go directly under the rim and then stepback and lay it up. sensational stuff.
Dear David Attenborough,
Congratulations on reaching your 100th lap around the sun, young man!
Thank you for sharing the wonders of our world with such care and curiosity.
Here’s to many more years, slow and steady wins the race!
With admiration,
Jonathan the Tortoise