I went on a date with a guy and halfway through learned that he didn’t vote in the midterm elections and I just know that Elizabeth Warren would want better for me
@whoweekly saying that if Miles Teller didn’t give off such Republican vibes he would be more “culturally enjoyed” is the funniest and most accurate thing I’ve heard all week
February 15th means *innocently* asking my female coworkers if they did anything fun for Valentine’s Day so I know which of their boomer husbands I need to beat up. So far we’re at 2.
I really act like I’m such a good daughter for going to visit my parents for lunch as if I don’t just eat their food, bitch about my life for an hour without letting them get a word in edgewise, and then leave .