Grace Kisloff

[Grace Kisloff @grace_kisloff]

@ZaleNFT If you're not HODLing Pepe, you're missing out.

[North Yorkshire Police @NYorksPolice]

When a call 'to order pizza' becomes an urgent plea for help...📞

We received a 999 call – but when it was answered, the woman on the line said she would like to order a pizza.

Our call handler immediately asked the woman if she was in trouble, to which she confirmed “yes”.

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

my toxic trait is that I genuinely believe that I would win every single task on The Apprentice

[J*ckie @jackie__sabbagh]

Everyone at the restaurant table looking at the menus:
Me: What are you thinking :-)

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

This is a statement written by Sarah Everard’s mother. It’s beautifully written, the pain is palpable, and the content is poignant. It’s heartbreaking to read, and yet it barely even scrapes the surface of the agony she must be feeling. RIP Sarah. #SheWasJustWalkingHome

[Angee @AngeeGabs]

Broken English is a sign of courage and intelligence and it would be nice if more people remembered that when interacting with immigrants and refugees.

[Jess🎈 @jlouise17x]

Mum - “please be quiet when you come in”

Me and my best mate coming in at 4am😂
#ImACeleb

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I am 32 years old and still deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow

[omari douglas @marsdoug]

when are they announcing the roadmap out of hayfever ?

[Pandora Sykes @PINsykes]

This is horrendous - but also, utterly absurd. Get a grip! You were never gonna date him, gals!

https://t.co/6M3zBCaKa6

[richard @RichardSmiiith]

me showing my mum my latest asos order

[Toni @__gorgeousgeek]

Me: That looks so damn goo-

Gordon Ramsay: Pathetic

Me: Pathetic.

[🪦𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚢-𝙺𝚊𝚝𝚎🪦 @mary_kate0_0]

male contraception is free. it looks like this.

[thediyora.bluesky.social @thediyora]

13. When this Tipping Point contestant clearly HATED his prize