grace

i was famous once

[grace @grace_nicklas]

horrible summerville men finally getting exposed and held responsible for their actions??? turn it up i love this song

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

If men suffer in silence why so many podcasts..?????!!!??

[kiki ⚰️⭐️ MCR HOLLYWOOD @mausoleumkiss]

being online is like

GLP 1 GLP 1 GLP 1 YOURE FAT
SPORTS BETTING
SITUATIONSHIP
SPORTS BETTING
GLP 1 YOURE FAAAAT

[Tom Goodwin @tomfgoodwin]

Brilliant
That’s all

[Café Bustelo @sheabutterbby_]

Actual tears streaming down my face this is so funny

[hika 📼 @montygreener]

this is a really good example of how ai chat bots don't exist to feed you new information or to correct you, they exist to validate whatever it is you say

[Maryam @hell_line0]

A reason why so many women love doing barre and Pilates and are willing to pay a premium to exercise in that environment is that the studio is almost entirely devoid of the type of man who would call you a whore for wearing a workout outfit..

[megan thee stallion stan account @binathediva]

friend broke up with her loser bf im running around like a misandrist paul revere

[BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS]

you just freed her of the curse

[jack @jackhw_]

crackle and pop looking for their friend:

[clara ‎𓏲ּ𝄢 @folkloretvh]

my clients

[ꪝe @_wej01]

Someone asked if there are actually any perks of having kids and I have one: Tonight at dinner I told my kids the story of my high school ex boyfriend who got in a car accident and then stopped wearing a seat belt afterwards because it "left a rug burn across his chest" and my kids laughed at how dumb he was for that. Like imagine creating three brand new humans who think Jake is stupid, it's very beautiful.

[TIBO ☔️ @cmoitibo]

Parce qu’ils ont étudié l’histoire

[ꪝe @_wej01]

in a class in college one time this dude fully repeated something I had said almost word for word but changed slightly, and after he did, a girl rose her hand and said "I don't have anything to add but I wanted to point out he just said exactly what Katie said like it was his idea" Happy International Womens month to her..

[Abril Zucchi @abrilzucchi]

met someone and asked him if he likes claude better and he goes “monet?”

wow

[lady brett ashley @margebertha]

my friend once sent me a partiful invite to order a round of shots scheduled for 10 minutes later at the bar we were already at while sitting next to each other. you guys aren’t having enough fun with it

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

We have Love Island. We have Survivor. We have The Bachelor.

Now please make a show where you put a billionaire CEO in a regular apartment, give them their lowest-paid employee’s paycheck, and tell them it has to last 30 days.

I’d watch every episode.

[𐙚𝒪𝓂𝑒𝓃𝒶♡💗 @Debonperc]

i got kicked out of a bar last year for putting my taser on a table and tapping it lightly (zap sound) when a man was being shitty. when i left i said "god forbid a man feel unsafe for once in his life' and the entire patio went silent. been thinking about both how insane and right i was and remain

[lexi @sydvadi]

honestly yeah

[lobunny @whinybunnny]

it probably feels so good to hit someone in the head with a stanley

[julia @eathedocument]

coworker said she knew i’m not a trump supporter because i bring books to work