Austen: calls her a bar rat, questions her body count, says he won’t be bullied into dating her
Salley: ‘that’s everything I want in a man’ 🤦♂️
Girl please reclaim your dignity… I’m speechless 💀
#SouthernCharm 🍹
Whoops, I accidentally cancelled Ebola prevention!
Doh, I fired the the bird flu experts!
Oops-a-daisy, I stopped the Lutheran Charities foster care and adoption services!
My bad, I sacked the nuclear weapons workers!
Now can I have access to your tax returns?
Americans could’ve gotten $25,000 to buy their first home but instead they are getting tariffs that will make homes even more unaffordable and harder to build all to feed the ego of a lunatic who wants them to feel pain