MARS 🍒

she / her • vintage style, not vintage values

[MARS 🍒 @graceamarra]

swam with whale sharks. un. freaking. believable. #sharkweek

[randy @woahokrandy]

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

happy 4th to our founding fathers

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

first photo taken during the discovery of spain

[iamhunkydory @itschergurl]

Ms. Frizzle when a concerned parent asks how their child ended up in someone’s colon

[gio. @bbIjafar]

ibs = i be slaying

[Neal Surrena @KnightfanNeal]

Rest of the world: "This week, Floridians prepare for what could be a catastrophic hurricane."

Floridians preparing:

[ky♉︎ @KylieMaguire]

“This is why as you grow up, you have no heroes” -amarra on the ned fulmer scandal

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

um what the fuck, when the FBI raided trump’s estate they found an entire room dedicated to Randy Jackson?!? why is no one talking about this?!?!!???

[shadon @pvrekhs]

4 tickets to barbie please

[[email protected] why not @rebeccawatson]

In the US, teachers buy their own chalk while cops get Captain America shields to protect themselves from women who want healthcare

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Leah Litman @LeahLitman]

Justice kagan wrote this part:

[alfonso @alfonseaux]

My strategy for this exam is to have fun and be myself

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Most Americans don’t realize how small Texas actually is.

[Lolathon @VRLolathon]

I had to do it...