Mallory L. Savell

The villain of your story is the hero of their own.

[Mallory L. Savell @graceandmayhem]

@TheViewFromLL2 No, I think that poor man is dead and they are scrambling to fabricate something.

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[Mallory L. Savell @graceandmayhem]

@AngryBlackLady Can anyone tell me which candidate is pro Paw Patrol so I know how to vote for my 3 year old?

[Mallory L. Savell @graceandmayhem]

Can anyone tell me which candidate is pro Paw Patrol so I know how to vote for my 3 year old?

[Patrick Rynard @patrynard]

JD Vance says Americans without children should “face the consequences and the reality” and not get “nearly the same voice” in democracy

Vance: “Let��s give votes to all children in this country, but let’s give control over those votes to the parents of those children.”

[Mallory L. Savell @graceandmayhem]

@RubyRoux1

[mk @mkncheese]

Kamala and Pete ticket

[Mallory L. Savell @graceandmayhem]

@ii_V7b9_I

[Destry @DestryBrod]

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America.

Don't tell me that getting your PhD isn't worth it.

[Mallory L. Savell @graceandmayhem]

@swiftbunnies Don't say I didn't, say I didn't warn ya. ✨

[Mallory L. Savell @graceandmayhem]

@sewistwrites I say the last one based on my area -- I can never donate because they are always jampacked. I wish people would take some out!

[Mallory L. Savell @graceandmayhem]

Bring the friendship bracelets and the nachos. #Swifties #SuperBowl

[Mallory L. Savell @graceandmayhem]

@ii_V7b9_I

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Getting a PhD:

Cons:
- anxiety inducing
- poor work-life balance
- brutal job market
- low pay

Pros:
- When your amazon package is delivered you can say, "ah, just what the doctor ordered!"

[Mallory L. Savell @graceandmayhem]

@EvidenceProf @morganforte We stan a king that doesn't gatekeep! Good luck with your podcast, Morgan!

[Nora Dominick @noradominick]

it’s nice that taylor swift is visiting her stadiums while they turn into mojo dojo casa houses for the football season

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

who gives a shit COUSIN IS IN THE BOTTOM ROW

[kemi @kemimarie]

La Croix. please be fucking fr

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

lives were changed

[Mallory L. Savell @graceandmayhem]

@evonnedao Objection your honor.

[I am Jack’s smirking revenge @Marla_Singer01]

I wouldn’t care if Joe Biden made trillions of dollars from influence peddling, Hunter screwed every prostitute in the country, or snorted every line of cocaine in existence. I will NEVER vote for a Republican as long as I live.

[Mallory L. Savell @graceandmayhem]

@ii_V7b9_I

[Mallory L. Savell @graceandmayhem]

@andreeball A library! What I would do to get that smell in a candle. 🥰