hail zorp

my names sophia. im billy ray cyrus-kin so im technically not cis and im probably part jewish so im technically not white.

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

gonna go get a croissiant #becauseparis

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

@GilmoreGuysShow my tops picks for after bunhead bros: 1. buffy 2. veronica mars 3. the oc 4. parenthood (but pls do buffy)

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

sex and the city would be a lot better if one of them was a lesbian

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

#teamaiden #fuckbig

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

@birbigs i agree but your straight so maybe dont

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

i cried 3 times while watching sex and the city 2, twice when liza minelli sang single ladies and again when miley cyrus showed up #truth

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

that moment when carrie kisses aiden even though she's married 2 big in #sexandthecity2 :O

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

now i just gotta get somebody 2 marry me #LoveWins #jkim16

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

gay marriage has been legal in my state for a while, but its cool to know i could move to like texas and get married #imkidding #LoveWins

[Rachel Dratch @TheRealDratch]

Just thought of the celebrity straight couples who said they wouldn't marry until everyone could marry, who are now like "Ohhhh shit"

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

@SethGreen thx oz

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

@arzE haha "straight"-facedly ;)

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i paid for nine plays of "one week" at this bar and they cut it off after five

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

@thelaurengraham please go on @GilmoreGuysShow !!!!

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

@KevinTPorter has anyone ever told you that you are the the straight version of tyler oakley??? (its a good thing, i promise)

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

@billyeichner same

[Bethany Cosentino @BethanyCoast]

Love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"It’s unfair to penalize citizens for bullets that are not in their possession anymore." http://t.co/DmatdE1FQU

[hail zorp @gracebowl]

@GilmoreGuysShow have you guys thought about doing buffy at some point? i know id listen to it!

[Gemma Correll @gemmacorrell]

What's YOUR body type?