Spruce Willis

[milk @milkinhisbag]

i cannot buy oreos anymore they talk to me through the cupboard like the green goblin mask

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[Mike Ott (Lover of beer and green bean casserole) @DustyBottoms04]

When my wife is saying our goodbyes at the party and hears me crack a fresh beer

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

When I was a kid I wanted to pull these freaks apart like a wishbone

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when I can hear people chewing:

[West Seneca Police @wspolice]

We've created a visual simulation of the eclipse for those who don't have access to the sky today

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Trash day is awesome. Get this crap out of here I don’t want it

[News 4 Buffalo @news4buffalo]

See ya later, alligator.

That's what one Hamburg homeowner was saying Wednesday after an 11-foot, 750-pound gator was seized from his home. https://t.co/1FHnMrWV3Y

[Mark @markfm18]

Can’t forget this one either

[2hollis Shady Facts @lovelysewer]

I haven’t seen saltburn yet but I imagine this is what it’s like

[Spruce Willis @gracecjohnson00]

the word caucus gives me the ick

[Spruce Willis @gracecjohnson00]

@ripe_love 🎶

[Spruce Willis @gracecjohnson00]

So crazy!

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

These mfs were def on some shrooms

[trash jones @jzux]

thai food has done more for my emotional well-being than most therapists

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

A tortoise opens the new science lab at the University of Lincoln.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

if only