duane’s mom

I like you already

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

Bye Twitter I’m done with you catch me on threads

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

You know what I just realized is a huge red flag??? Being named Brian

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

I 💜 dusk

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

So we’re willing to agree that squirrels are more dense than pine cones?

[𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐡𝐥𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐧 • ♈︎♎︎ @jessdahlg]

💖💋MEAN GIRLS ASTROLOGY 💋💖

use & abuse em

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

Oh yeah? Well my therapist could beat up YOUR therapist

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

What is the line between pond and swamp?

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

I never know what to say when people are like “omg your food smells soooo good” I’m like “………….. thank you”

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

sometimes i feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

It’s so funny to me that if we spin our bodies around enough we just like can’t walk and become drunk af

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

I don’t care what anyone thinks of me except SERVICE INDUSTRY WORKERS

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

I love that the term “hoodie” has been widely accepted as short for “hooded sweatshirt.” It’s so cute of us

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

We just saw a modern day romcom style witch riding her bike down the streets of Portland

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

@thetiarawillis @myalbaniancrown I think it’s so funny when people compare how we do things now to how “our ancestors” did shit as if they didn’t shit out their windows onto the streets below

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

Peak high for me is walking into a shared bathroom and it smells like bleach, freshly cleaned

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

Gimmedabeetbois

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

@myelessar @G_RantJahnke Is this the Beatles

[duane’s mom @graceedec]

If there’s one thing I learned from my caregivers, it’s emotional control

[me  @therealllsanch]

Need more money