Graceee

Smile 🙂

[Gɪᴠᴇ�� Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩 @itsBigSexy_]

Guys no sex this week, no pork, no porn, no swearing. 🫵🏾 We staying pure until Bafana Bafana play. We need to summon Jesus, Buddha, Allah and all 7 Dragon Ballz .. whoever can help at this point. PRAY FOR SOUTH KOREA!

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Wasn’t planning on drinking this weekend mara taba ya Chuck Norris eng patrekile 😔

[Chanté 👑🇿🇦 @_Chanteh]

@zahMokoena Abantu baka Earth Licking

[Graceee @Graceee_Ko]

@Mishi_2210 52

[uppity_l.a.m🇿🇦🇵🇸 @r_reddington1st]

We bid farewell to a phenomenal character, Likamva Mabandla, who understood accountability, growth & responsibility. We love you Kamva, you will always be dear for dragging your parents to the accountability altar😭😂 @TshepisoJeme💐uphume emagqabini, enkosi bhuti❤️
#InimbaMzansi

[Sibu Mabena @sibumabena]

BONJOUR 🇫🇷 @MultiChoiceGRP (@canalplus)

I’m writing this open X letter on behalf of the emotionally violated citizens of the Republic of South Africa who faithfully watch @Mzansimagic

Episode 193 of #InimbaMzansi has left us UNWELL.

Qhawe. Likamva. At the same time???
I cried real tears. Real. Adult. Tax-paying tears. We formally request group grief counselling. Not because we hate it… but because this is why South African TV clears.

Who else is brave enough to shake a whole nation like this in one episode? @Vanishia_K are you okay ma’am?? This is storytelling that grabs your heart, rattles it a bit, then says “we’ll talk tomorrow.”

SA TV wins. Every time. 🇿🇦✨

Sincerely,

The people who are no longer okay.

[Graceee @Graceee_Ko]

@Shimza01 KUNYE | JOZI IX 🔥🔥

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

RA BA DOWNLOADER!!!!!!

[SHIMZA @Shimza01]

3 days to go!!!

[Graceee @Graceee_Ko]

Watshwenya

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Heyyyy skadaboolll

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Heyyyy skadaboolll

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

We are gearing up for the next #SurprisinglyGoodSets in Cape Town. Ready for takeoff? Do you have a ticket? #Ad

If not, get yourself a Flying Fish, scan the QR and stand a chance to win a ticket and a share of prizes worth R500 000 🎟️ 💰

[AthaBaby 🎀 @Athabzz]

Dude I just saw this. You tried to warn Shebe last year @kay_mahapa 😭😭😭

[AthaBaby 🎀 @Athabzz]

I’m glad you had a great time 😭

[Fathers Diary @Fathers_Diary]

Sugar in your blood is called diabetes.
Sugar in your brain is called dementia.
Sugar in your teeth is called cavities.
Sugar in your liver is called fatty liver.
Sugar in your cells is oxidative stress.
Sugar on your skin is called aging.

Take this instead;

Watermelon 🍉 = strong erection

Pineapples 🍍= Good skin

Cucumber 🥒 = Good liver

Apples 🍎 = good digestive health

Bananas 🍌 = improves sex drive and healthy blood pressure

Oranges 🍊 = boost the immune system with their high vitamin C content.

Grapes 🍇 = improves heart health

Strawberries 🍓 = reduce inflammation and promote skin health.

Coconut 🥥 = supports brain health and weight management.

Mangoes 🥭 = contribute to healthy skin and immune function

Avocado 🥑 = helps lower bad cholesterol and supports heart health

Blueberries 🫐 = Blueberries improve cognitive function and support heart health

Fruits are better than processed sugars.

[Graceee @Graceee_Ko]

@useiko_sani Even the sound guy didn't atleast pull the plug, icime ???

[Graceee @Graceee_Ko]

@mrali_liyema Sane!!!!

[Ash Müller @Askash]

South Africa has just opened its first-ever fine water tasting experience - where you can pay money to taste rare waters from around the world…🧐💧

The Fine Water Company has opened an official tasting room at Lanzerac wine estate in Stellenbosch. This is undoubtedly one of the more original retail activities that I have seen open up on any wine farm in SA.

South Africa’s first-ever certified water sommelier, Nico Pieterse, will guide you through the 45-minute tasting session, where you will taste 6 waters in total (3 still and 3 sparkling).

Here you will sample rare waters from around the world, including:

• Ancient springs in Spain
• Snowmelt from glaciers in the Czech Republic
• Water filtered through volcanic rock in Peru
• Water carbonated through grape fermentation with a subtle fruity flavour

It’s hosted at The Library, and you can make a reservation on Dineplan. The cost is R350 per person and they also include wine in the pairing to demonstrate “how the right water can transform the taste of both food and wine”

So there you have it - South Africa’s first fine-water tasting experience.

I promise I didn’t make any of that up - that’s literally their copy. Throw in a few seductive adjectives to describe the droplets, and suddenly it’s liquid luxury.

Not to be funny (and don’t judge me) but I drink tap water, so this is a whole new level of EXTRA for me🤣

So, which of my followers are going to pay money for a water tasting?