Grace

I don't DM. Mildly NSFW. Snarky and jaded except for anything involving puppies and panda bears. FetLife: gracefulrain

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Ingenuity: watched people make bowls from apples and bell peppers today.

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QotN: She has a slight drinking problem, so she's going to go teach in Kuwaiti.

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I love rainy nights so much. And rainy nights with beer and whisky.

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Oh bartender, you had me at, "here, drink this."

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Hey guy circling the block, staring me down, playing shitty music: your dick's probably bigger than mine, and I'm not going to jump on it.

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Watching my bf and his wife's bff play MTG and trying not to tell him what to do. This is Nerd Sexiness, ladies and gentlemen!

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Making sure she's hungover helps her ability to properly mess with him.

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Getting way too much satisfaction watching my BFF fuck with a douchebag who's giving her crap because she refuses to send him naked pics.

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@TheTrueWallaby aww! I turn that this year! We can be 4-0 buddies!

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Ah, the sweet sound of, "I really hate you this morning."

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@jason0x21 Muah ha ha...

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@jason0x21 I MISS YOU TOO!!!

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A friend takes her BFF out for a fun night. An evil friend makes sure her BFF is hungover for the 6 hour drive home. Guess which one I am?

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Clearly I need to check Twitter more often. It seems that I said that before.

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@TheTrueWallaby wait, you're not 26?

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@DurhamsNatSauce well it wasn't intentional. He just started hitting on me.

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Nothing like having a guy freak out because I'm 15 years older than he thought.

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Ever want to feel unfabulous? Sing karaoke in a gay bar. I'll take my potato sack now.

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Guy eats greasy food and won't wipe his fingers before turning the pages of his library book. This is the crap that bothers me.

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Wedding rehearsals, where the important question of which bridesmaid wants which groomsman becomes the most important topic of conversation.