GK

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[adrienne @albrandonhoe]

He's funny as fuck

[leah @leahetc_]

mind if a white girl does some nonlinear storytelling

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

[Nuke @megab00f]

I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.

[Menacing Freak @taiggoblin]

THE GLORIOUS NATION OF IRELAND STILL AS GREEN AND BEAUTIFUL AS EVER

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Dont be French in front of me Im dead serious

[꩜ @adorewordss]

i find your lack of whimsy disturbing

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

hitting the notify anyway button

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

them crackas was in a different bag when they released “life is a highway”.

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance?

[mau @rllydu]

if i could read minds, i would use it to say your jokes faster and louder than u

[jewish brat @ajewishbrat]

just saw a child trip getting off the subway because he was too absorbed reading diary of a wimpy kid. the impact of the ancient text hasn’t wavered

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

That first beer after a Papal Conclave with your absolute boys to elect an infallible new leader as shepherd of the Catholic Church has to be a top 5 beer

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

its genuinely APPALLING to see someone litter in 2025. sorry but we need to kill u

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i almost asked my cat a genuine question

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

(interrupting your boring story) hey just wanna let everyone know that my turn to talk is gonna be awesome, so let’s stick it out with this clunker

[ؘ @swancain]

nosferatu costume design you'll always be the winner in my heart

[tia @dontfacetimeme]

this is one of the funniest screenshots in the world