Melissa Sayles @gracelove - Twitter Profile

over 13 years ago

When deaf people want to interrupt each other, do they slap the other person's hands out of the way? http://t.co/k74IVsQU

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over 13 years ago

http://t.co/fXgdMc7d It's amazing how many pedestrians confuse "Right of Way" with "Immortality."

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over 13 years ago

http://t.co/MEbQ6hgU Whoa whoa, calm the fuck down Swiffer commercials, you're a wet paper towel on a stick.

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almost 14 years ago

In a perfect world a "Party Pooper" would be someone who could shoot confetti out of their butt. http://t.co/kvu94fXW

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almost 14 years ago

On a positive note, women with full hour glass figures don't have to wear watches. http://t.co/38PVQnvR

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/Vk9QiXo6 "What? Huh? Talk louder. Nope, still nothing." -5 minutes after receiving the deaf penalty

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Melissa Sayles