grass 🌾

no redeeming personality traits worth mentioning :-)

[grass 🌾 @gracemouringg]

The fact that criminal minds has so many episodes centered around cannibalism taught me that anyone could be feeding you human meat at anytime and you would have no idea, in this essay I will explain the benefits of a plant based d—

[Susan Gonzalez (@susangonzalez.bsky.social) @TheNewsan]

THE STUDENT LOAN DEBT RELIEF APPLICATION IS OPEN TELL YOUR FRIENDS https://t.co/wCFqwrHJGB

[jenn @shishujenn]

Not a bad bitch in sight

[grass 🌾 @gracemouringg]

the feminine urge to monumentally overdo it any time I set foot in a bar

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Whoever put this together needs to be professionally editing.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

actually my biggest fear about the apocalypse is probably just losing my glasses

[zae @itszaeok]

this is so bad i just busted out laughing

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

dragons were real and the catholic church wiped them out

[me @MAS0KlSS]

the feminine urge to tell every single pretty girl you see that she’s pretty

[billiam @BillRatchet]

christopher columbus can explore my cock and balls

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Congrats to #India, we're not big on the games but we're very happy for you!

[🐪 Miskeen and 5'14" @MoodyKnowsNada]

America will never end the pandemic. You can all stop arguing now. Pro mask, anti mask. Nobody cares. We live in 50 little countries where the borders are completely porous the entire time. Nothing matters and no one is listening. Take care!

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

You’re telling me I have to buckle my seatbelt even though I have airbags!!! Either the airbags work or the seatbelt works but it can’t be both!!!

[grass 🌾 @gracemouringg]

“he’s my work husband” he’s about to be your work widower bitch I’ll kill u

[melanie @earthdombaby]

The Cancer/Capricorn axis

[Jake Truemper @truemper_jake]

“They always ask why we’re killing them, but never ask what’s killing us, Michael. 😔😓🔪”