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gotta blast🚀

[pinkcellgirl @pinkcellgirl]

It cracks me up that they try to sell us women on being housewives as something super awesome, but when a man’s in that position, suddenly it’s bad

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

This is what true patriotism looks like.

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

It’s that deep

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

He wants to fucking destroy all of Washington DC before he is out of office. It’s all about him still being fucking butt hurt that Hillary Clinton got more votes than he did, and Biden winning in 2020.

And nobody can convince me otherwise that he didn’t steal 2024. I don’t give a fuck what anybody says. Statistically, him winning all the swing states wasn’t possible.

So he’s gonna leave Washington DC in shambles and leave taxpayers with a humongous bill to fix it all

But when it comes to these trees, that can’t be fixed.

I hate this motherfucker with everything in me

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

I’m sorry, this is hard af lol

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

Vance is the only high-profile political figure who I can remember in my lifetime claiming to have had a dramatic religious conversion and the majority response is, "Yeah you don't believe in that, you don't believe in anything." And it's true. The guy decides to be a Catholic five minutes ago because of Peter Thiel and starts lecturing the Pope, saying that he hopes the Pope has "learned" something from him. Just a profoundly hollow man and fraud in every sense of the word.

[Midwest Dexter Morgan @guccigroceries]

Yall are too young for this one

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

misogyny is literally in everything. once you realise it it's never the same again

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I just watched High School Musical for the first time in years and realized they NEVER even performed the musical. The entire movie builds toward the second round of auditions, and then it just ends at the callback.

[Elise 🍒🍒♱ @AdolphsonFalkk]

I don't think husbands should be angry or volatile

[Horizon @thehorizon2b2t]

This is genuinely a perfect metaphor for how boomers treated the planet. They dont care so long as they arent the ones to clean up their own mess.

[Paul Walter Hauser @WrestlerHauser]

He will never be checked on his power. The game is rigged, and we have zero say in it.

Super annoying. Super illegal.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

One of Trump’s many awful legacies will be convincing D-List celebrities that they understand politics.

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

We actually need a “Not interested, this is AI” button or a proper AI blocker. The algorithm needs to learn how badly most people don’t want AI slop.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Yes FIFA attendance is up. But it’s because of the expanded format.

Instead of 32 teams there are 48.
Instead of 64 matches there are 104.

It has nothing to do with your influence in any way.

[Covie @covie_93]

They tried to impeach Joe Biden because Hunter worked on the board of a gas company and sold paintings.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

The Worlds dumbest fucking President thinks foreign tourists are issued United States passports.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

Again, it’s never going to be normal that every single public White House meeting with this president is just him sitting sleepily in a chair while adult sycophants stand behind him and talk about how great and strong he is.