Grace McKittrick

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[Grace McKittrick @gracenace]

Fangirling about CS Lewis. Fangirling about HG Wells. Fangirling about CS Lewis fangirling ABOUT HG Wells.

[Grace McKittrick @gracenace]

My response to the stranger on the street that asked me “how you doin’l at 7:15 on a February Wednesday morning in Cincinnati:

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How drunk am I on a scale from 1 to making your family play trivia against me then becoming depressed when I inevitably lose

[Grace McKittrick @gracenace]

Happy thanksgiving eve!
Im 4 bourbons deep and showing my mother inter generational trauma therapy YouTube videos 👍

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My professor from Italy commented on an assignment: “you used the word ‘Utopian’ but Did you mean to use ‘unrealistic’?”
…
I’m sorry, do Italian schools not teach that utopias ARE unrealistic?!

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@abracaanna I can’t hear you all the way up here

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Sorry I’m still reeling from finding out that my friend of 7+ years told me his first impression of me was “she has blonde hair”

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Signing an NDA? Couldn’t be me, could 👏 not 👏 be 👏 me man. I want always to be free to spill any tea at any given time.

And this tweet now serves as evidence that if I ever sign one you know it was coerced

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*me drunkenly ranting about character development in a movie*
Anna: go talk to a film bro who cares
Me: but they won’t…
Anna: oh true
Mom(eavesdropping): noooo that’s no true is it? Just because you’re a woman they won’t listen to you??

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As a homebody, why the hell did I schedule myself to travel every single weekend in June? I apologize in advance to anyone who meets “critically drained of all social energy” Grace

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I just have to remind myself… they didn’t know about lead paint 🥲

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I just watched my Gen x coworker lose ALL professional comportment because a client came in at 9 instead of 11. She kept blaming the client for us not being ready… which meant we hadn’t made copies of the check or placed the sign here stickers… which took less than 2 minutes…

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I really try not to correct/fact check people when they’re just sharing a passing fun fact AND when I’m meeting them for the 1st time, but someone said 4/12 was the anniversary of the Titanic… so I looked into the camera knowing this was a trap and explained why I KNOW it’s 4/15

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I’m at a restaurant downtown after work with my lunchbox like a chump. I’m not cool enough to work in the “city”

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I believe in liberal education that’s why every day I play the wordle, the nerdle, and the globle. 🔠🔢🌍

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It’s not necessarily strategic, and may be a bit narcissistic, but I’ve been starting my #wordle with my name 😅 and not to brag but

Wordle 209 3/6

🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Grace McKittrick @gracenace]

And once again a single song I put on to go to sleep destroyed my Spotify wrapped… Jean-Yves Thibaudet was my #2 artist because of this

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I figured it out, I should be most concerned that my phone autocorrects to Jonás with an accent 🇲🇽

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I had a dream where Nick Jonás was complaining to me about his life and all I wanted was to go to sleep. So I’m not sure if I should be more concerned that I’m even dreaming about being tired or that my subconscious is anti Nick…maybe it just wants to watch the Jonás roast 🤷‍♀️

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Me, fighting for my life, trying to understand the millennial tik toks my married older brother sends me and the Gen-Z tik toks my little brother sends me. I’m just here to watch the train guy