@progressive you let me down more and more each time I renew my policies for my house and vehicle. After how you managed the claim on my car, I will be switching insurances.
@taylorswift13 I’m seeing your concert in Atlanta on Friday which is also my birthday. Please sing happy birthday for me. I will love you forever. Thank you.
One of my patients last night was having severe chest pain and I had her at a 0/10 pain, did an EKG, started a drip, and had an IV in her in 30 minutes, amongst others things. She said “you just did the work of ten people in a half hour!” I laughed and said “don’t tell my boss!”
Coworker: “are you working 12 days in a row or did you decide that was a bad idea?”
Me: “I might”
Manager: “oh lord!”
Coworker: “don’t let her do it, she’ll be mean”
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